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MORFORD: Vote for Bush? Pay up
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 8/6/8 | Mark Morford

Posted on 08/06/2008 7:38:52 AM PDT by SmithL

Did you help put America's worst prez into power? Time to make amends -

Sure, you could start with an open-palmed apology, a profoundly contrite on-your-knees sort of thing, maybe an open letter in your local paper or a heartfelt speech at your next dinner party whereby you stumble though some sort of "I don't know what the hell I was thinking" or "I must've been blind" or "Wow, that mescaline sure was potent" type of defense for your unfortunate and reprehensible choices.

But the fact is, that's not really gonna cut it.

Of course, you could do the obvious thing and cast your vote in November for Barack Obama, but even I know that's probably asking too much — and besides, all signs indicate a potential landslide for Obama anyway, given the unprecedented worldwide rush of positive energy, the tremendous cosmic craving for intelligent and new and ingenuous, coupled with a deep undercurrent of karmic revulsion toward the wonky, bloodthirsty agenda of grandpa McCain.

So then, what can you do, all you increasingly humiliated, disillusioned, deeply mistaken Bush voters? How can you, having hopefully realized by now the violent error of your ways, take steps both small and large to try and make amends for shoving Dubya down the throat of the world, for your tiny but oh so poisonous contribution to the worst and most demeaning eight years in modern American politics?

First, let's be clear: As tempting as it is, I do not suggest some grand humiliating gesture, some sweetly demeaning spectacle whereby you must dye your hair blue and run naked through the streets of rural Alabama waving a rainbow flag and carrying a bottle of fresh stem cells as you suddenly claim to care deeply about blue fin tuna and Brazilian...

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Morfordite Alert

You have been warned!
1 posted on 08/06/2008 7:38:53 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

Bleh, more tedious than silly—couldn’t you find a libtard who can write?


2 posted on 08/06/2008 7:40:42 AM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: SmithL

No, I didn’t vote for Clinton, or LBJ.


3 posted on 08/06/2008 7:41:01 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: SmithL

Morford: A fine example of the species Moonbatus Extremis.


4 posted on 08/06/2008 7:44:11 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: SmithL
So then, what can you do, all you increasingly humiliated, disillusioned, deeply mistaken Bush voters? How can you, having hopefully realized by now the violent error of your ways, take steps both small and large to try and make amends for shoving Dubya down the throat of the world, for your tiny but oh so poisonous contribution to the worst and most demeaning eight years in modern American politics?

Hey Mark!

Bite me!


5 posted on 08/06/2008 7:45:02 AM PDT by sauropod (What do Osama and Obama have in common? They both have friends that bombed the Pentagon.)
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To: SmithL

Markie, I voted for Dubya twice.

You’re welcome.


6 posted on 08/06/2008 7:45:38 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: SmithL

Posted from the city that gives all-expense paid vacations to illegal gang bangers to other parts of the state so they can continue to commit more crimes.

Mumford is such a tool.


7 posted on 08/06/2008 7:47:30 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (A kid at McDonalds has more real-world work experience than Barack Hussein.)
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To: SmithL

Morford is particularly cranky today. Not enough pillow biting action last night, I suppose.


8 posted on 08/06/2008 7:52:05 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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Morford's bathhouse boys in San Fran's Folsom Street Fair.
9 posted on 08/06/2008 7:52:12 AM PDT by roses of sharon (SAVE YOUR GAS RECIEPTS, SEND TO PELOSI!)
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To: SmithL

Worst writing I ever read. Only in ultra-lib San Francisco does this tripe pass for “journalism.”


10 posted on 08/06/2008 7:52:20 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: SmithL

...”gonna....”

Elitist English? ...lol...


11 posted on 08/06/2008 7:53:30 AM PDT by SumProVita ("Cogito ergo sum pro vita." .....updated Descartes)
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if they keep calling him “grandpa McCain” then even the elderly voters will start to get PO’d


12 posted on 08/06/2008 7:54:29 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: SmithL
Morford, come on out of that closet. You'll feel better.


13 posted on 08/06/2008 7:55:21 AM PDT by avacado
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You want to pay up? Vote Obama. When he begins spending and wipes away the Bush tax cuts, you will.
14 posted on 08/06/2008 7:55:36 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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To: avacado

He’s been way out of there for a long time.


15 posted on 08/06/2008 7:56:12 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: SmithL

First, buddy, conservatives do NOT apologize. We do not walk around laden with guilt, wallowing and expiating. Second, nothing to apolgize for.


16 posted on 08/06/2008 8:00:13 AM PDT by bboop (Stealth Tutor)
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When is MM going to pen a column about how much money the libs have cost taxpayers by flushing money down the toilet by electing Dems and to make amends by voting GOP?

How many tens of trillions have we been taxed to pay for LBJ’s “Great Society”? and when do we get that money back?

I was promoted and given a nice pay raise this year. When I got my first paycheck, I thought HR made a mistake until I saw how much of a tax hit I took.

And that is courtesy of the Dems. Not Bush 1, not Bush II, not Reagan, or any other Pub, but the Dems who continually raise taxes while passing legislation against businesses which cause them to either leave the state or country, or raise prices which has a negative economic affect.

BTW, MM hasn’t a clue on anything, he just rants against Conservatives and the SF libs squeal in delight like he is some kind of mini-Obama wannabe.


17 posted on 08/06/2008 8:00:13 AM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield
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To: SmithL

How about I “apologize” with a heart felt “F#CK YOU, MOONBAT LOSER!”


18 posted on 08/06/2008 8:00:58 AM PDT by piytar
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To: SmithL

Wow! This is the first I’ve read his “work”. This guy definitely needs prayer with fasting. That’s what I did for Daschle, Hillary, and Kennedy. Anyone want to join me?


19 posted on 08/06/2008 8:07:23 AM PDT by huldah1776 ( Worthy is the Lamb)
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To: SmithL
It appears that years of taking it in the rear has cause permanent brain damage for this poor soul...
20 posted on 08/06/2008 8:09:44 AM PDT by ejonesie22 (Haley Barbour 2012, Because he has experience in Disaster Recovery.)
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