I CAN HAZ
FAILED KAREER?
Posted on 08/06/2008 5:46:38 AM PDT by Perdogg
The singer was apparently chosen by the Pulp Fiction director to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert.
Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
I was barely a teen when the original movie came to our local drive-in. Even then, I knew it was camp. The hollywoodies, now, don’t get camp. They have to turn a good time into a “serious” piece of art. I’ve never cared for Tarantino stuff and this will be a flop, big time. He’s been worshipped for being so innovative, but apparently has run dry in the idea department. Britney will have to get a bigger boob job if she wants to compare to the original stars. They were so tacky, but so awesome.
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Well, at least she is sticking to form and not venturing out of her depth!
I don’t know who is going to make more of a mess of this trashy, culty movie to be. Tarantino (snails pace, but thinks his ‘works’ are Louvre material) or the Varla (BritBrit). Madonna, sadly, could school Spears with her acting skills. Just for giggle who are they casting as the bf? Zach Effron or one of the Jonas Brothers?
Sounds sleazy to me. Just right for the pop tart.
What, no spoiler alert?
More family friendly entertainment coming out of the movie industry, I see.
cat fights appear to be the predominant popular pings today..it sounds a bit fishy.
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What happened to laz? Why did he get suspended?
From the Agony Booth snarky review:
Sivertson: Alright, Lindsay. In this scene, you're coked off your ass.
Lohan: What? How did you know?
Sivertson: [pause] No. I mean your character is coked off her ass.
Lohan: What? Oh! Oh! Right, right, right.
Laz got into a Viking Kitty-fight and came out cat chow.
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Oh wow. Does this mean she is out of prison already. Cool.
NO doubt. ROWR!
And this empty-headed celebrity slut is watched and listened to by millions of young Americans. Seems to me that the entertainment industry is doing all it can to poison and corrupt the minds of young Americans.
All because some considered her sexy when she was underage and the entertainment industry saw an opportunity to rake in some money.
When she gets fat or old the entertainment industry will drop her and run to the latest teeny-bopper who is willing to act like a whore and make a lot of money.
This is the worst of American Pop Culture, and it’s disgusting.
There was little blood and no sexual activity, or nudity in the original.
Half Apache, Half Japanese.
People have been “attepting” to remake this film for decades now.
Russ Meyer was working on it himself in the 1990s.
I don’t think anything will ever come of it. I think that this is just a way to get several names in print.
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