Hey...screw USA Today...those are great...keep up the hard work!
There once was a hack named Barack.
Whose ego indeed didn’t lack,
Like Hilton and Spears, an airhead with ears
And a race card that always was black!
“All oil barons are big liars,”
He told to his world of admirers,
To break the gas tide, tune up your ride
And also please pump up your tires!