If it helps me look more attractive to 'em, it's functioning just fine.
Posted on 07/25/2008 2:09:18 PM PDT by toddlintown
As expected, after years of news release after news release extolling the virtues of this beer, THE FIRST BEER FOR WOMEN with a “…touch of Clover Honey,” is on life support, and probably has been for awhile.
The two female owners of this Amazonian beer, however, are spinning this story in a different way. Beautiful Brews Inc. has decided to put the entire operation up on e-Bay because they have “…not been able to raise enough capital to take the Honey Amber Rose to the next level” with one of the owners suggesting that “This is an opportunity for established brewers to add to their portfolio or a novice to pursue a dream.” It’s also an opportunity for some other ***** to get saddled with a poorly branded dud.
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Yes, it does.
If it helps me look more attractive to 'em, it's functioning just fine.
the first beer to come with a chunk of cheese because it is the beer full of whine!
No Cougar Brew for the older woman on the prowl?
Make it taste like wine, look whimpy, and have enough caffeine to cause the women to bounce all over the place while burning more calories and maybe...
Shape the bottle like a shoe and it’ll fly off the shelves.
LOL! Is it having a very high alcohol content, then?
“No Cougar Brew for the older woman on the prowl?”
That stuff taste skunky, especially after it lays around too long.
“Shape the bottle like a shoe and it’ll fly off the shelves.”
You pitch that at Leo Burnett and you’ll be head of the creatives in a week!
LOL
“I hate to point out the obvious but many products for women are shaped like penises.”
My women like my 22-ounce bombers. And all their milkshakes bring my boys to the yard.
Silly. I like ordinary beer just fine and don’t need a special “girl” beer. Heck, I don’t even need a “girl” gun. I can handle anything a man can handle.
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