“’Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.’—Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina”
Hahahaha! Government bureaucracy is soooooo efficient! More proof we don’t need universal health care.
bttt
“I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our...”
“I want you guys to line up alphabetically by height.”
Human Carnivore: “If we stop eating cows, won’t they become extinct?”
BARAK OBAMA STUPID QUOTES
“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.” —at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon.
“In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” —on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people.
HILLARY CLINTON STUPID QUOTE
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”
“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.”
- Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player
To be fair, Joe was referring to a high-school classmate named, wait for it, "Norman Einstein."
I’m sad about the Brooke Shields quote. She went to Princeton for goodness sake.