[Daffynition]

[mware]

Melt the butter, I am coming over.

[GladesGuru]

I hope the fortunate diver was able to find an acquarium to sell it to before it died.

Such a catch would be worth quite a bit to a place like the English equivalent of Sea World.

[Larry Lucido]

“It had man hands!”

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Fried or steamed?

[Dixie Yooper]

Monster crab with claws the size of a man's hand captured off the British coast

I thought crab fishermen caught crabs, instead of capturing them like a human. They also sell them for eating, not give them away to museums or aquariums.

[villagerjoel]

“Unfortunately, Mr Worsley’s crab will not be displayed in any museum. A friend has eaten it.”

Hilarious.

[ottbmare]

I’ll bet at that size and age it didn’t taste all that good. I’d rather have kept it and bred it so we had lots of other giant delicious young crabs, rather than killed it.

[DemonDeac]

I’m not swimming on that beach. Yikes.

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

A fun place to eat in Myrtle Beach. The Giant Crab.

[SouthDixie]

Mr. Worsley looks darn tastey too.

[RckyRaCoCo]

[Siberian-psycho]

[dblshot]

Democrats today released a statement decrying the unfairness of some crabs getting so large while millions of smaller crabs are stuck in an environment of diminishing resources. Big Crab is taking more than it's fair share and must be taxed at a higher rate to ensure fair distribution of crab food sources. Alternatively the crab can buy crab food credits from Al Gore. No longer can Big Crab be allowed to contribute to Global Warming with no balancing mechanisms in place, said Gore. Thousands of scientists have concurred that crab caused global warming(called crabal warming) will wipe out the world by 2025 unless these scientists receive millions of dollars in grants immediately. Asked for comment on this crisis, a crabal warming denier said, pass the butter.

[Hatteras]

Two words...

[Secret Agent Man]

Put this bad boy in a museum or aquarium. It’d be cool to just see this thing alive.