[Soaring Feather]

You Are a Fist

Your life philosophy can be summed up as, "Life fast. Die young."
Your greatest wish is to have a life of passion and excitement.

And while you don't want to die young, you rather take risks than stay home and be afraid.
You are inspired and inspiring. You live each day like it's your last.

What Hand Gesture Are You?

[NY Attitude]

You Are a "Number One"

Your life philosophy can be summed up as, "I deserve the best."
Your greatest wish is to be wildly successful, in many arenas.

You are incredibly driven and a classic type A personality.
You have a high work ethic and high standards. If you don't push yourself, no one else will.

What Hand Gesture Are You?

[Lady Jag]

HUMPDAY HORRORSCOPE

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You will have a nightmare tonight, in which you find yourself dangling from the ceiling, while brightly colored paper maché animals with glowing eyes file into the room. One of them will be carrying a stick. Perhaps you shouldn't eat so much candy before going to bed?

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Today will be the best day of your life, if you can just remember ... er ... now what was that? Hmmm. If you can just remember something really important. Otherwise, no. Hmmm.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Birds figure heavily in your day, today. My advice? Wear a hat.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

In a savage reaction against what you view as New Age Wooly-Mindedness, you will write a best-selling book titled I'm Ok, You're A Twerp. Later, people will often regard you as having "defined" the current decade.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Beware of partaking in Zoroastrian rituals, today. Particularly if you're not entirely certain what's involved.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You will get one of those pre-mixed salads in a new high-tech bag that "breathes." Or, in this case, wheezes.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Today you will find the word "impecunious" popping unbidden into your mind, at regular intervals. Eventually, you'll go look it up in the dictionary.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Nothing especially remarkable will happen today. You will get a strange urge to talk like Ziggy Marley, but it will pass.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You will become trapped in the sofa, again. People will point and laugh.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Beware of galoots, today.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

You're fussing with your hair too much. Perhaps you should temporarily cut back on shampoo. Or at least demand real poo.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Today you will discover that you are capable of "channelling", when you start spouting ancient sumerian curses at a short little dweeb who cuts you off in traffic. You will start taking notes in cuneiform.

[Lady Jag]

Hmmm...I'm just okay.

You Are an "A-OK"

Your life philosophy can be summed up as, "Whatever will be, will be."

Your greatest wish is to live each day a little better than the next.

You are naturally calm and stable. Some people would call you a rock.

You feel one with the world. You are a spiritual person, though no one who knows you would guess it.

What Hand Gesture Are You?

[WayzataJOHNN]

You Are an "A-OK"

Your life philosophy can be summed up as, "Whatever will be, will be."
Your greatest wish is to live each day a little better than the next.

You are naturally calm and stable. Some people would call you a rock.
You feel one with the world. You are a spiritual person, though no one who knows you would guess it.

What Hand Gesture Are You?

[jaycee]

You Are a Fist

Your life philosophy can be summed up as, "Life fast. Die young."
Your greatest wish is to have a life of passion and excitement.

And while you don't want to die young, you rather take risks than stay home and be afraid.
You are inspired and inspiring. You live each day like it's your last.

What Hand Gesture Are You?

Part of the answer is me and part is definitely not. Do ya'll find it like that too? They are fun anyway!