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Probably out monkeying around.

Moe, come home.


1 posted on 07/01/2008 1:13:17 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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A job for “Monsterquest.”


2 posted on 07/01/2008 1:15:00 PM PDT by sinanju
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“a dead chicken was found in the same area where Moe disappeared.”
Moe choked the chicken?


3 posted on 07/01/2008 1:15:51 PM PDT by tumblindice (Paging Mr. Teeney!)
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Then in 2005, while the Davises were visiting Moe at the Animal Haven Ranch near Bakersfield to celebrate his 39th birthday, two chimps in nearby cages attacked them, nearly killing St. James Davis.

I was wondering why the guy had no nose.

7 posted on 07/01/2008 1:19:25 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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I’m rooting for Moe to live in the wild, find a mate, settle down, buy a house, open a business and live a happy life. Maybe even go into politics.

No Child Left Behind works again!


9 posted on 07/01/2008 1:21:21 PM PDT by RandyRep (Winning is the ONLY responsible option in Iraq.)
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Moe, come home.

Apparently, there ain't no Moe.

11 posted on 07/01/2008 1:23:01 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (ISLAM IS THE SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST, DIRECTED BY SATAN AND HIS FALLEN MINIONS.)
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This would explain the people wandering around in the woods shouting “Hey Moe!”.


13 posted on 07/01/2008 1:24:20 PM PDT by Redcloak ("Yes, I have been drinking. Why do you ask?" #1 on the list of "Things heard from McCain voters")
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A little know factoid: Moe was housed with space-chimp `Ham’ for a while, along with an aged `Cheetah’.
They were always fighting. Cheetah never won, and it wasn’t just his advancing years.
You know why.


16 posted on 07/01/2008 1:37:31 PM PDT by tumblindice (A republic, if you can keep it.)
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I saw him this afternoon at the catwash around the corner.


18 posted on 07/01/2008 2:05:07 PM PDT by Daffynition
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21 posted on 07/01/2008 2:57:53 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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