You need medical attention.
I didn't invent the thing!!
Some FReeper saw fit to send me a FReepmail, telling me that I was "promoting animal cruelty" and that my "real intentions shine right through." I have no idea what "intentions" are floating through this imaginative person's head. It is amazing how many people don't understand the concept of satire -- and extraordinary how delusional some people are.
For the FReeper who thinks she knows all about me : you DON'T. Get a grip. Lighten up, Francis. Don't get your knickers in a twist. And any other cliches I can think of.