The Amazing Obama Flip Flop Machine
When I ran in Ohio I said I’d can NAFTA. Now that I won, I really don’t hafta.
Gun control was the rule when I ran in DC. Now I think guns are totally cool.
I pledged to support campaign finance restrictions. But that went like some of my other great fictions.
I could not disown Rev. Wright at first. But later I learned there were more votes in the reverse.
A FISA filibuster was high on my list. Now, I think I’d rather desist.
I said I would debate anytime, anywhere. But my advisers think I’d better not dare.
I count on my minions, the Obama supporters, they get so confused yet still give their quarters.
Not a flinch. Not a flicker. Not a hint of shame. It’s all part of playing the Obama game.
If there’s an issue you can bet I will try it: on both sides at once and voters will buy it.
You’ve watched me spin and now you are dizzy. But I don’t really care if you’re in a tizzy.
So many lies and all my jive. McCain can’t stop me, he’s like a hundred and five.
McCain’s still trying to get some traction. But when he points to my lies, I just call it a “distraction.”
I laugh and I smile and charm the voters relentless. And in November, I hope they’re defenseless.
If I con enough voters before they catch on, I’ll have a big party on the White House lawn.
http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/06/29/books-that-explain-obama-to-children
Obama Will Flip Flop on Plans For Withdrawal: Part 2
by Nelsa
June 30, 2008
Back on June 25th I posted about the Obama camps waffling on the issue of withdrawal from Iraq. I pointed out that his surrogates seemed to be leaving a huge amount of room available for Obama to move towards the center on the subject.
From June 25th:
Based on this story in the Financial Times,I believe that Barack Obama will change his mind about withdrawing our troops from Iraq. His decision will be based on one principle. Political expediency. He will "Modify" his plan and mold it in to the most efficient model of assuring the most votes in November.
Apparently he has already started this process:
blogsforjohnmccain.com/obama-will-flip-flop