Here is a cartoon I’d like to see...
The Adventures of Broccoli Obama...(voice of little girl...I don’t like Broccoli)
(Broccoli sitting in Trinity United Church) Them Chickens are comin’Home ta ROOST! (voice of little girl...I don’t like chicken)
(Many montages of Obama flip flops...(voice of little girl...I don’t think I like waffles)
The Amazing Obama Flip Flop Machine
When I ran in Ohio I said I’d can NAFTA. Now that I won, I really don’t hafta.
Gun control was the rule when I ran in DC. Now I think guns are totally cool.
I pledged to support campaign finance restrictions. But that went like some of my other great fictions.
I could not disown Rev. Wright at first. But later I learned there were more votes in the reverse.
A FISA filibuster was high on my list. Now, I think I’d rather desist.
I said I would debate anytime, anywhere. But my advisers think I’d better not dare.
I count on my minions, the Obama supporters, they get so confused yet still give their quarters.
Not a flinch. Not a flicker. Not a hint of shame. It’s all part of playing the Obama game.
If there’s an issue you can bet I will try it: on both sides at once and voters will buy it.
You’ve watched me spin and now you are dizzy. But I don’t really care if you’re in a tizzy.
So many lies and all my jive. McCain can’t stop me, he’s like a hundred and five.
McCain’s still trying to get some traction. But when he points to my lies, I just call it a “distraction.”
I laugh and I smile and charm the voters relentless. And in November, I hope they’re defenseless.
If I con enough voters before they catch on, I’ll have a big party on the White House lawn.
http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/06/29/books-that-explain-obama-to-children