Are Cats just Useless Dogs?

Conservapedia ^ | 6.26.08 | Conservapedia

[Lady Jag]

[HangThemHigh]

I miss my dog. Kept the catbox clean.

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/

[jaycee]

Good site....when I start looking, I keep on and on and on! Its so addictive....

[Slings and Arrows]

It certainly is addictive. Be sure to check out their sister sites too.

Oh, and before I forget...

http://www.cuteoverload.com/

[Babu]

[jaycee]

I only got to glance at it a few minutes but it truly is a cute overload...saw some precious things...thanks much!

[jws3sticks]

It is a tri-color Welsh Corgi. It is the dog type of a good friend in California and the dogs that surround QEII. They are wonderful all be they be short friendly dogs. If really interested, let me know and I'll hook you up with some good breeders.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Well, how nice for you.

[Slings and Arrows]

My pleasure - I love turning people on to those sites.

[Turret Gunner A20]

Plus I like cats and dogs and pretty women.

So do I, but not necessarily in tht order.

[Turret Gunner A20]

My cats love to play fetch. One loves his catnip mice, the other his tinfoil balls. Bring right back so I can throw them again (and again, and again).

I have one who loves a little two-inch-square beanbag my wife made for him. As soon as we pick it up, he'll run out about six feet or so and wait for us to throw it over his head, he then jumps up, catches it, and brings it back for repeat performances.

You might want to try it sometime -- your's might pick up on it like our Smut did -- make him a little bean bag, and start throwing it slowly over his head, and see what happens.

[ottbmare]

I was a cat person for many years. I didn’t know or have dogs because when I was growing up my mother didn’t want one in the house, so I thought they were unappealing and smelly.

Then my kids talked me into getting a very small puppy about five years ago. The very small puppy grew up. As he did, I found out how wonderful it is to own a dog, especially a hunting dog. Now I have two, and I want more and more. I adore them.

Yes, I’m still fond of cats, but no cat is going to listen for my car and start calling for me when I’m still two blocks away; no cat is going to become hysterical with joy because I’m home, or want to go for walks with me, or follow me around because he loves being with me, or bring me rabbits for dinner. No cat is going to chew up anybody who tries to get into my house, either.

I did litter-train the dogs so I can be gone all day without worrying about messes in the house.

The down side is, no dog is going to drape himself across the top of my computer monitor and flick his tail in just the spot I’m trying to read. I used to enjoy that.

[JW Brown]

“I love cats. They taste like chicken.”

But dogs make better stew.

I love cats and other people’s dogs.

[Fawn]

You mean Are Dogs just useless Cats!
Cats are so much more productive than dogs. Cats keep your property clear of rats/mice....and dogs just poop and drool and smell and are noisy and break things and eat garbage and puke it up and beg to be let out all the time or walked...and are pigs when they eat and need constant attention. Just like a man. :)

[Fawn]

I have 3 and they will come when I call them too......

[Fawn]

That is not a joke...it’s a sick mans way of instilling his hate of cats on others while trying to get away it.

[Fawn]

That’s like trying to train a bird to stay off my property. It’s unnatural and ain’t going to happen.

[tacticalogic]

Just like a man.

Do you sleep better knowing there's a cat between you and whoever might try to break in in the middle of the night?

[Fawn]

I have 3 pistols in 3 different spots.

and besides...if a bug enters the house in the middle of the night...I'm going to know about it. Cats are very aware...they never sleep.