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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr

....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!

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To: Tax-chick; darkangel82

Much leaping and devouring?
Cool!
Would make a good Youtube vid I bet.


841 posted on 07/12/2008 3:01:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

Safe landings? I thought it was for target practice with the trebuchet?


842 posted on 07/12/2008 3:02:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick

When my former-future-mother-in-law was here in May, I took her to Penney’s. She’s a size 2 petite. She could find all the pants she wanted, but no tops.

Go figger.


843 posted on 07/12/2008 3:04:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

We got Anoreth some “small” t-shirts at Wal-mart the other day, and she says they’re too big.


844 posted on 07/12/2008 3:10:24 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Darksheare; darkangel82

Watching bearded dragons eat is really fun, if you like violence. We just started giving them big crickets instead of small, so they have to chase them harder.


845 posted on 07/12/2008 3:11:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick

Yep. That’s what the Mum said. I told her to go to a teen girl’s size. The shirts are cuter, anyway!


846 posted on 07/12/2008 3:12:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick

Make them work up an appetite?


847 posted on 07/12/2008 3:13:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

Anoreth doesn’t do “cute” :-). Solid colors, high necklines. Penney’s will have them in the catalog.


848 posted on 07/12/2008 3:13:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Monkey Face

Large crickets only cost a penny more than small crickets, but the dragons eat half as many.


849 posted on 07/12/2008 3:14:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Monkey Face

Just a disclaimer so nobody thinks the trebuchet shot will make it.
(It never does.)


850 posted on 07/12/2008 3:14:43 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, if I were Anoreth’s age, I’d probably do just as she is...solid colors, high necks. Wait...that’s what I do NOW!

LOL!


851 posted on 07/12/2008 3:16:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick

Crickets is crickets, and the dragons have to be fed. As long as they are growing, you might as well give them stuff that will fill them up!


852 posted on 07/12/2008 3:17:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Darksheare

Clever!
It won’t work.


853 posted on 07/12/2008 3:18:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

I like floral patterns with high necks.

Well, we’re off to the pool. First evening in quite a while without thunderstorms.


854 posted on 07/12/2008 3:18:26 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick; darkangel82
Grasshoppers don't seem to put up much of a fight.
855 posted on 07/12/2008 3:18:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Monkey Face

I know, somebody will assume the launched object will make a soft landing.
Somebody always does.


856 posted on 07/12/2008 3:19:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Tax-chick

We’ll probably have more T-storms tonight. I’m just glad the humidity is down a little. I thought I was going to strangle this morning when I went to Wally World.

96.4 °F / 35.8 °C
Mostly Cloudy
Humidity: 17%
Dew Point: 45 °F / 7 °C
Wind: 4.7 mph / 7.6 km/h / 2.1 m/s from the North
Wind Gust: 6.5 mph / 10.5 km/h
Pressure: 30.05 in / 1017.5 hPa (Falling)
Heat Index: 92 °F / 34 °C
Visibility: 10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers
UV: 5 out of 16
Clouds: Few 10000 ft / 3048 m
Mostly Cloudy 14000 ft / 4267 m
Mostly Cloudy 25000 ft / 7620 m


857 posted on 07/12/2008 3:20:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Then make them work off the cricket pounds by wooden floor racing?
858 posted on 07/12/2008 3:21:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

Well, a soft object will always make a soft landing. The problem comes from what it’s landing ON. If the surface is hard, the softee will probably splat.


859 posted on 07/12/2008 3:22:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Darksheare

WHOA! THAT could be a site to watch!


860 posted on 07/12/2008 3:25:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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