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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr

....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!

Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!



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To: Tax-chick

Backyard Ballistics? If any of our zot equipment goes missing, I’ll know where to look then.


821 posted on 07/12/2008 2:06:27 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: Tax-chick

Prarie Dogs can be a substitute for woodchucks as they are both marmots.
Armadillo can make good projectiles, but some now carry leprosy.
Possum play dead and can make effective projectiles that way.


822 posted on 07/12/2008 2:06:47 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: darkangel82; Tax-chick

http://backyard-ballistics.com/

Looks pretty tempting.


823 posted on 07/12/2008 2:08:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: darkangel82; Darksheare
We do have possums here, but some of them have rabies.

If any of our zot equipment goes missing, I’ll know where to look then.

I think he gets electricity lab in the spring, after basic mechanics and simple machines. I haven't looked at all his materials yet - he picked out the books with his Dad - but we'll have everything organized by the time Anoreth starts college on August 18.

There goes our freedom to take vacations any time; now we have to consider her school and work schedules, as well as our church and Scout commitments.

824 posted on 07/12/2008 2:10:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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To: Darksheare

Our subdivision has a big, empty field in the middle of the circle we live on :-). And if that’s not big enough, there’s a football-size field at the town park only about ten minutes away.


825 posted on 07/12/2008 2:11:24 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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To: Tax-chick; darkangel82

He’ll want the possum that keel over when scared, and wear thick leather gloves.
You don’t want to know how I know this.


826 posted on 07/12/2008 2:13:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Tax-chick

Town park seems perfect.
http://www.williamgurstelle.com/books5.php

More books.


827 posted on 07/12/2008 2:16:47 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Tax-chick

Sounds like you have a full slate, but you did have that trip to the beach last month. I haven’t had a vacation since 2000.


828 posted on 07/12/2008 2:17:18 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: darkangel82; Tax-chick

http://www.powerlabs.org/

More bad ideas.


829 posted on 07/12/2008 2:18:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare; darkangel82

Oh, dear!

We were out at the mall until after 1:00 and missed the dragons’ usual lunchtime. When we got home, they were huddled on their rock under the light, holding hands. “Santana, the crickets haven’t fallen from the sky yet. I’m hungry! Is it the end of the world?” “I don’t know, Slash, but it’s scary. Hold my hand and keep looking up!”


830 posted on 07/12/2008 2:19:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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To: darkangel82

For years, we only went to Missouri. It’s cheaping staying home, especially when you get to feeding all these people.


831 posted on 07/12/2008 2:20:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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To: Tax-chick; darkangel82

LOL!

How did they react to the sudden cricket shower?


832 posted on 07/12/2008 2:30:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Tax-chick

Good thing they didn’t breathe fire...


833 posted on 07/12/2008 2:32:44 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: Tax-chick; redhead

JC Penney here has enormous amounts of Size 2 petite pants in everything from denim to silk.

I towered over my parents, and have to look down at my brothers. The sisters are all really short people.


834 posted on 07/12/2008 2:34:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

Lots of breathing projectiles in Utah and Wyoming.
And I should know....;o]


835 posted on 07/12/2008 2:37:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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Excellent!
How many that weigh in at less than 15 pounds?
(Backyard Trebuchet shot optimum weight.. I think.)


836 posted on 07/12/2008 2:47:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

Probably 99% are under 15#. Several categories, too. Depending on whether you like a “challenge” or not, we have bunnies, gophers, hares, possums, skunk, porcupines ~~ name your poison!


837 posted on 07/12/2008 2:52:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

Skunk and procupine,wage biological and annoyance warfare in the neighborhood with launched critters.
*Safe landings not expected or guaranteed.*


838 posted on 07/12/2008 2:54:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare; darkangel82
How did they react to the sudden cricket shower?

With voracious munching and gulping, followed by sighing, "We're so full!" They have to sit under the light and get very warm to digest their crickets.

839 posted on 07/12/2008 2:58:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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To: Monkey Face

We’ll have to check J.C. Penney online.


840 posted on 07/12/2008 2:58:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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