HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?

2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

[2191dr]

....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!

Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!

[Darksheare]

Well, the rug was synthesized from a sulpher munching mat of bacteria and crossed with bacteria that emit synthetic threads.

[Darksheare]

The overhead vents need something to keep an eye on them.
Remember the chameleonmonkeyrat?

[Tax-chick]

Automotive technology has a class for a couple hours Friday mornings, followed by garage time. I assume we’ll need to buy books for this stuff at some point ... have to look into it next week.

[NicknamedBob]

If her class needs a project, I have something in mind.

A 60 mpg MiniVan. I can supply details on request.

[NicknamedBob]

"The overhead vents need something to keep an eye on them. Remember the chameleonmonkeyrat?"

Don't know why we need to worry about that. All that's likely to occur is a build-up of fabric lint, odd tissue cultures, and a tendency to move rapidly ...

On second thought, a maintenance program on the vents could be a good idea.

[Monkey Face]

It sounds like a perfect breeding medium for a velocorapthameleonmonkeyratfink.

*I’ll go quietly. No need to call out the basilisk...*

[Monkey Face]

OK...weather for the desert. Humidity is down by about 28% or more since this morning. (I had to shut my door and windows!)

I’m off to beddy-bye!

99.3 °F / 37.4 °C
Mostly Cloudy
Humidity: 10%
Dew Point: 33 °F / 1 °C
Wind: 22.1 mph / 35.6 km/h / 9.9 m/s from the SE
Wind Gust: 23.0 mph / 37.0 km/h / 11.3 m/s
Pressure: 29.90 in / 1012.4 hPa (Falling)
Heat Index: 94 °F / 34 °C
Visibility: 10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers
UV: 2 out of 16
Clouds: Few 10000 ft / 3048 m
Scattered Clouds 15000 ft / 4572 m
Mostly Cloudy 25000 ft / 7620 m

[Darksheare]

That's a horrible idea!*
*He says, thereby guaranteeing that IT SHALL BE DONE.
..with maybe a little bit of pangolin tossed in for laughs.

[Tax-chick]

Hello and goodnight! Getting up early to run tomorrow. Then we have to go to the mall to look for size 2 or size 0 pants for Anoreth, who seems to have a tapeworm because she’s next thing to fighting the dragons over the crickets, appetite-wise.

[Darksheare]

Yowch.
Expect growth spurt soon.
Heading to bed myself.
Been an odd day.

[Tax-chick]

Anoreth is long past growing. I don’t know what it is - maybe meanness-metabolism. Bill, on the other hand, may be 6 feet tall tomorrow, and I guarantee the leftover hamburger from supper will be gone in the morning.

[HKMk23]

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you open your eyes and the first thing you see is asphalt...

Well, that's pretty bad, but it can be even worse when you open your eyes in the morning and the first thing you see is a$$-fault.

ERK!!

[NicknamedBob]

"Well, that's pretty bad, but it can be even worse when you open your eyes in the morning and the first thing you see is ..."

My worst morning, that I can recall at the moment, started with my opening my eyes to discover that the sun was in the wrong place.

What that meant was that during the night, my associate driver had taken a wrong turn, and driven North for about four hours, instead of West.

Uncharitably, my first words were not "Good Morning!" or "I'd like some coffee." but "Where's the map?"

[Tax-chick]

Good morning! Time to run!

[NicknamedBob]

I’m with you on that.

I think I’ll run up to Pennsylvania for the weekend.

[Tax-chick]

That’s more fun than my run.

[rottndog]

I have to run into work this morning...no fun there.

[Monkey Face]

Check out the humidity!! Air you can drink and water you can’t!

81.5 °F / 27.5 °C
Mostly Cloudy
Humidity: 37%
Dew Point: 53 °F / 12 °C
Wind: 4.5 mph / 7.2 km/h / 2.0 m/s from the SE
Wind Gust: 0.0 mph / 0.0 km/h
Pressure: 30.11 in / 1019.5 hPa (Rising)
Heat Index: 81 °F / 27 °C
Visibility: 10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers
UV: 0 out of 16
Clouds: Mostly Cloudy 14000 ft / 4267 m
Mostly Cloudy 20000 ft / 6096 m

[ThomasThomas]

I see your 37% Humidity as raise you 35%

66.7 °F / 19.3 °C
Clear
Humidity: 72%
Dew Point: 57 °F / 14 °C
Wind: 0.0 mph / 0 km/h
Pressure: 28.51 in / 965.3 hPa (Rising)
Visibility: 10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers
UV: 1 out of 16
Clouds:
Clear -
(Above Ground Level)

[fanfan]

37%?

You poor thing.