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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr

....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!

Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!



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To: Monkey Face

Uh-oh! Wear long sleeves when you go out ...

I tried the sauce. It got very thick overnight. We’ll definitely be making the fruit and cheese empanadas!


1,661 posted on 07/29/2008 7:04:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick

Mmmm! That sounds yummy!

Mosquitoes are attracted to me, so I’ll stay in until it gets hot and dry, then I’ll go out and get my errands done. I seldom go anywhere in the evenings, except to bed!


1,662 posted on 07/29/2008 7:06:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ll get a can of Mixed Tropical Fruit. The recipe in Healthy Latin Cooking calls for “guave paste,” but I haven’t seen it anywhere. I could go to a Tienda Latina, but rrrod says they’re all run by illegal-alien smugglers.


1,663 posted on 07/29/2008 7:19:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Monkey Face

The promised rain is not here, and it doesn’t look like rain, but the radar says we should get some in about 3 hours.


1,664 posted on 07/29/2008 7:21:46 AM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Tax-chick

Call INS on the store. It will either close up and disappear, or all the employees will be legal.

Of course, you could always go in with DP, hold up a dark flip phone and yell, “LA MIGRA!”


1,665 posted on 07/29/2008 7:22:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: sionnsar

Heh! When I was in PS, it could rain with blue skies overhead!


1,666 posted on 07/29/2008 7:23:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

That would not help me get guava paste.


1,667 posted on 07/29/2008 7:23:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!


1,668 posted on 07/29/2008 7:25:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

I tried to brush Wednesday. She called me some very rude names and went upstairs to hide under the bed! Now I’m going to Walmart, as soon as I find the list I had just a few minutes ago ...


1,669 posted on 07/29/2008 7:28:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Kudzu: A successful government program!)
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To: Monkey Face
Only saw that in Hawaii. The rain quite literally came out of blue skies, a couple hundred feet up.

I didn't like it.

1,670 posted on 07/29/2008 7:29:11 AM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Tax-chick

I have errands as well, but will have to wait an hour to leave. The credit union doesn’t open early enough for me.... *sigh*


1,671 posted on 07/29/2008 7:31:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: sionnsar

It WAS rather ceepy, but if it can happen in Oly and Hawaii, it can happen anywhere!


1,672 posted on 07/29/2008 7:32:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

dang. The work thingy just sprang out. Later...


1,673 posted on 07/29/2008 8:01:06 AM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

YOIKS!

Laterden!


1,674 posted on 07/29/2008 8:02:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: sionnsar

The work thingy quite literally came out of blue skies, a couple hundred feet up?


1,675 posted on 07/29/2008 8:12:37 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina.***)
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To: sionnsar
Work thingy been chomping on my arse so much lately that I went from a size 40 waistline to a size 28.

Blade servers, active white boards, learning center expansions...

Not sure they are paying me enough any more...

1,676 posted on 07/29/2008 8:46:24 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Monkey Face

I sympathize! I wish everything opened at 7:00!


1,677 posted on 07/29/2008 8:46:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Kudzu: A successful government program!)
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To: ThomasThomas
The work thingy quite literally came out of blue skies, a couple hundred feet up?

Nope. Leaped out of my cellphone (buzz buzz buzz) onto the computer monitor right in front of me.

1,678 posted on 07/29/2008 9:01:45 AM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Tax-chick
meh... I wish it worked that way.

As it is, I think she's happier up here than in Texas. At least, in an overall sense.

That's a good thing.

1,679 posted on 07/29/2008 9:30:39 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

That is good. And you have a nice job, yes?


1,680 posted on 07/29/2008 9:47:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Kudzu: A successful government program!)
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