I’ll get a can of Mixed Tropical Fruit. The recipe in Healthy Latin Cooking calls for “guave paste,” but I haven’t seen it anywhere. I could go to a Tienda Latina, but rrrod says they’re all run by illegal-alien smugglers.
Call INS on the store. It will either close up and disappear, or all the employees will be legal.
Of course, you could always go in with DP, hold up a dark flip phone and yell, “LA MIGRA!”