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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr

....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!

Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!



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To: rottndog

Jeez...it took long enough!

:oþ


1,401 posted on 07/23/2008 4:25:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face
It keeps threating to rain for the past week but can't quite work up the nerve.

I wish it would. I don't like watering the garden, cheapskate that I am!

1,402 posted on 07/23/2008 4:26:42 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: Monkey Face
};oþ
1,403 posted on 07/23/2008 4:27:36 PM PDT by rottndog ( Government is a necessary evil, but as with all evils, the less of it the better.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

We’re waiting for Dolly to make her entrance, but probably not until Sunday.

Good year for rain, so far! Al is SUCH a liar!


1,404 posted on 07/23/2008 4:28:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: rottndog

Same to ya!


1,405 posted on 07/23/2008 4:29:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face
I had a cake fall apart on me once while in a cake baking contest at church while in HS. I wanted to make Noah ark using animal crackers. After the first cake broke apart I baked a second one. While the baking the replacement cake I took the broken pieces and piled then on a plate and covered them with white icing. Noah's Ark came out OK this time I also so took the other cake and labeled it Mount Ararat. They gave me 1st prize for most original design.
1,406 posted on 07/23/2008 4:30:25 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ( We say they said, but we should remember , we are they.)
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To: ThomasThomas

LOL!

I made my own birthday cake when I was nine. I was doing a good job until one of my teenaged brothers came in. I wanted pale blue frosting, but by the time my brother got done, it was a really horrible greenish blue.

But it was my cake, and I was proud of it. I ended up eating most of it. I don’t think my brother even remembers....


1,407 posted on 07/23/2008 4:34:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face
He's a dim of course he is a liar! :)

Mr. Bear has come in so I had better feed him. Toting bricks around can be hard work.

Catch ya later!

1,408 posted on 07/23/2008 4:36:04 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Ta!


1,409 posted on 07/23/2008 4:37:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

I discovered in college that green food dye in corn bread will slow down a little how fast your room mates will eat the corn bread. Red didn’t work as well.


1,410 posted on 07/23/2008 4:39:04 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ( We say they said, but we should remember , we are they.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!!!!!


1,411 posted on 07/23/2008 4:39:35 PM PDT by sionnsar (There is life after TEC |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

I’m glad you liked it!


1,412 posted on 07/23/2008 4:59:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face
I discovered in college that green food dye in corn bread will slow down a little how fast your room mates will eat the corn bread. Red didn’t work as well.

My fraternity pledge group learned on the morning after Hell Night that creative use of food coloring can really slow down the frat's pancake consumption. Add some unexpected flavoring (like peppermint) and it slows further. We had one holdout through it all, the frat president, but even he folded after being served green orange juice.

(And they thought they'd made the kitchen "safe" before turning us loose to cook their breakfast. Didn't account for the ingenuity of us engineering majors. *\;-)

1,413 posted on 07/23/2008 5:05:09 PM PDT by sionnsar (There is life after TEC |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Monkey Face
I had seen it before, but completely forgot the ending. Made it as funny as ever. *\:-)

Now what was that story again? *\:-|

1,414 posted on 07/23/2008 5:06:15 PM PDT by sionnsar (There is life after TEC |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

LOL!


1,415 posted on 07/23/2008 5:07:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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Jeez...this town has so many houses and other buuildings that jump out in front of motorists, it’s not even funny any more.

Two in the last 36 hours, and probably a total of 15 in the last five months. Most are DUI, but not all. Just carelessness.


1,416 posted on 07/23/2008 5:10:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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Yikes. If they're jumping in front of motorists maybe I'd best cancel my trip. I mean, pedestrians do less damage, so how much are they jumping in front of those? Can't go speaking with my nose all wrapped in bandages now...

Don't they have leash laws there?

1,417 posted on 07/23/2008 5:14:24 PM PDT by sionnsar (There is life after TEC |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

The pedestrians on the Strip are known as “speed bumps.” Most of the motorists on the Strip oare tourists, and they have no idea that other tourists like to jay-walk.

The folks that drive into the houses are on their ways home. They get side-tracked and take a short-cut to jail.


1,418 posted on 07/23/2008 5:18:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m sorry, folks...I gotta go to bed. I’ll see you tomorrow!


1,419 posted on 07/23/2008 5:21:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

G’night!


1,420 posted on 07/23/2008 5:28:57 PM PDT by sionnsar (There is life after TEC |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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