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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr

....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!

Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!



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To: Tax-chick

Some “decisions” have a way of easing us into their inevitability.


1,041 posted on 07/16/2008 5:54:31 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The Dems got such a boost out of the "Great Depression", they're trying to bring about another one!)
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To: Tax-chick

I had a baby in a military hospital...both my legs cramped at the same time, and the snotty doctor asked me what I thought HE could do about it. A little corpsman came in with a paper cup of orange juice, and the cramps went away in a flash!

And that’s the only horror story I have....


1,042 posted on 07/16/2008 6:21:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick

I went away because the T-storms made me do it.


1,043 posted on 07/16/2008 6:22:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: NicknamedBob

When I was a young military wife, one of the first things I learned was to wash everything that was new because it was “dirty.” It’s a habit I still have. As long as the fabric is washable, of course.


1,044 posted on 07/16/2008 6:24:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick

*HUG*

Maybe next time. ;o]

We love you anyway!


1,045 posted on 07/16/2008 6:25:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks. I love you too!

Now (sigh) I have some work to do for Girl Scouts and church, and also my wireless keyboard is acting up. Probably Bill’s fault!


1,046 posted on 07/16/2008 7:10:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick

I have things to do as well, but because of the humidity and near-by storms, I’ve got a bad case of the Slows. I really need to vacuum, then go to the post orifice, and when I get back, I’ll probably be all worn out!! LOL!

I’ll wait a little to vacuum, so I don’t wake the neighbors. ;o]


1,047 posted on 07/16/2008 7:15:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

Tom replaced the batteries in the keyboard! Now back to owrk!


1,048 posted on 07/16/2008 7:24:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick

Kewl!

I’m still working on my jigsaw puzzle. So far, I’m going to have a fairly decent day!


1,049 posted on 07/16/2008 7:25:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face
Today I need to go in and get a new drivers license.
1,050 posted on 07/16/2008 7:43:53 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ( We say they said, but we should remember , we are they.)
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I can renew mine online.
I can also renew my resgistration online. I just have to make sure the truck is smogged first.

Going to the DMV is not my idea of fun, for sure.


1,051 posted on 07/16/2008 7:45:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

They makes us go in about every ten years to take a new picture.


1,052 posted on 07/16/2008 8:00:56 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ( We say they said, but we should remember , we are they.)
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To: ThomasThomas

They probably do that here, too, but mine still has about seven year to go! Or maybe more. Not too sure I want a new picture!!


1,053 posted on 07/16/2008 8:04:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

I have vacuumed and ironed! What a blur of activity I am :-). Still need to go get some milk, and some cash so Anoreth and Bill can buy crickets. I guess I’ll go to the Food Lion; their milk is cheaper than Wal-mart’s.


1,054 posted on 07/16/2008 9:14:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick

I was just out for bread and milk, at Publix because it’s faster and cheaper.


1,055 posted on 07/16/2008 9:17:22 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: Tax-chick

I just went to Wal-Mart. My vacuum finally died. Spilled its guts, after only 13 years.

I don’t know how good this one will be, but the price was right. It’s a Bissel, and though I prefer something weightier, this will have to do.


1,056 posted on 07/16/2008 9:17:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

The Brand: Miele is excellent but expensive./Just Asking - seoul62.......


1,057 posted on 07/16/2008 9:19:36 AM PDT by seoul62
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To: Monkey Face; darkangel82

I spent all my cash on Sunday buying mandolin raffle tickets. I guess I’d better check for other things out of which we have run.


1,058 posted on 07/16/2008 9:21:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: seoul62

I’d love to have top of the line, but...

Thanks! I’ll keep in in mind for the next one!


1,059 posted on 07/16/2008 9:27:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I hope you get the mandolin, as I’d love to know how you progress with the lessons. Mandolins have always fascinated me, but the closest I got to one was an autoharp, which Igor sold when my back was turned.

(But don’t get me started!) LOL!


1,060 posted on 07/16/2008 9:29:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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