When the sun goes down in Rufus Terrill's neighborhood, criminals and vagrants swarm in like Night of the Living Homeless. You remember when we first told you about BumBot, the solution contrived by the former DoD contractor. "If it wasn't chasing criminals, it'd be fighting Osama bin Laden." Granted, it's only equipped with a deBUManizing water jet turret, but his dreams were bigger: "I wanted to put a flamethrower on it, but they wouldn't let me do that." The police shut down his Taser plans too.
They have been talking about it on youtube and the colbert report. Of course as you can imagine the bleeding heart libs have been throwing a hissy over it because it harms the homeless. The fact is that the homeless in Atlanta have been trespassing at his bar and at a local daycare center pleasuring themselves, selling and doing drugs and making a mess. We need more of these in our neighborhood.
I think it’s cool and open back up his tasar plan.
I’ll laugh the night the operator gets mugged and the robot is stolen.
BumBot has no effect on Homeless Humanoid.
-PJ
When necessary, Terrill fires up the 400lb device and powers it from afar with a remote control. Using the control and a walkie-talkie, he approaches the vagrants around his bar and a local day care center
“Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to chase vagrants. Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God I’m so depressed.”