FIGHT OR FLIGHT
You've got 1/2 a second to decide.
His heart was ready for either.
(. . no report on bowel function, though)
1 posted on
06/18/2008 7:40:32 AM PDT by
skeptoid
To: skeptoid
I would somehow find a way to stuff a .450 Marlin in my jogging shorts...

2 posted on
06/18/2008 7:43:26 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: skeptoid
The idea, when hiking alone in bear country, is to bring along a friend. That way, when the bear shows up, you’ll have someone you can hopefully outrun. You’ll never outrun the bear!
3 posted on
06/18/2008 7:45:00 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Barack Obama--the first black Jimmy Carter.)
To: skeptoid
People that wander around Bear Country unarmed are morons.
4 posted on
06/18/2008 7:49:05 AM PDT by
mosaicwolf
(Strength and Honor)
To: skeptoid
There I was, in my Timothy Treadwll Jogging shorts, and who should I happen upon but Mr. Bear...
6 posted on
06/18/2008 7:55:19 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: skeptoid; Grizzled Bear
10 posted on
06/18/2008 8:34:20 AM PDT by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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