[NaughtiusMaximus]

This is about the only thing which would make soccer interesting for me.

(But this thread is useless without pictures.)

[george76]

Not Safe for Work

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sundaystartimes/4585754a6656.html

[1rudeboy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXh6nCapBd4&feature=related

Safe for work, but turn the audio down.

[Rummenigge]

Soccer - how quaint - call it football and give your local habit of dressing like an astronaut and carrying around pig bladders a more appropriate name (like feminine costumed ball carrying or such)

to the pictures... here's one from real soccer and you can see that this girl has got two very convincing arguments to watch the game: (She happens to be the girlfriend of a german top player)