[Niteranger68]

Bridgeport police say they arrested a city man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers.

So if I order a tree to fall on an officer, what will they charge me with? What if I order the sun to give them skin cancer?

[Joe 6-pack]

"So if I order a tree to fall on an officer, what will they charge me with?"

Tree-son...it's a fell-ony offense.

"What if I order the sun to give them skin cancer?"

Burning without a permit.