NYC woman gets 5 years for branding ex-lover

AP ^ | 6-13-2008 | AP

[Dr. Ursus]

Rules didn’t work for Elaine and Jerry,either.

[KosmicKitty]

And a bottle of ketchup.....never mind

[DainBramage]

A big bottle.

[NonValueAdded]

She trademarked him? /advertising talk

[GAB-1955]

However, this isn’t the same as a tattoo one voluntarily gets. The man was assaulted, technically kidnapped, and mutilated. Yes, he still has his limbs and he can function with his shirt on, but he’s going to be reminded of this every day for the rest of his life.

[informavoracious]

"Branded, scorned as the one who ran.

What do you do when you're branded, and you know you're a man.

Wherever you go, for the rest of your life

You must prove,

you're a man."

[dangerdoc]

Do you think he learned a lesson.

Intimate relations and crazy people are a bad combination.

[Krankor]

Well, the guy’s name is Samir, so if he can squeeze an S A M I in front of the R, he’d look quite avant-garde.

[csvset]

Who's a bigger bad ass, Chuck Connors or Chuck Norris?

From Wikipedia:

Connors also achieved notoriety for an incident on NBC's prime time baseball telecast in the 1970s. The network regularly invited a guest celebrity commentator to join the regular play by play crew in the broadcast booth. Connors accidentally said the "f-word" during the live telecast, stunning both the announcers and national audience.

What the f***, Chuck?

[Westlander]

[Slings and Arrows]

One of Darksheare's ex-'s, no doubt.

[Joe 6-pack]