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MORFORD: Thank you, George W. Bush
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 6/13/8 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/13/2008 7:53:48 AM PDT by SmithL

Without your dark and spectacular failures, we wouldn't be so ready to leap forward. Kudos!

And then it came to pass that I happened to catch the tail end of a recent episode of "Miami Ink," that odd little reality show on TLC about the trials and tribulations of an unabashedly macho but still adorably funky Florida tattoo shop offering all sorts of engaging quirks, especially if you harbor a mild appreciation for decent Koi fish tattoos and giant ridiculous motorcycles and lots of sweaty siliconed sun baked Miami cheese.

This episode featured the story of a young, fresh-faced Iraqi War vet, a big, shy sweetheart of a kid who, it turns out, had both of his legs blown off at the knee by an improvised explosive device. As a commemoration, he came to the shop to get a giant flaming skull tattooed on his shoulder — a skull with, um, a couple of femur bones stuck in there, somehow, in honor of his former appendages. Well, OK.

I hereby shall not question the kid's garish taste in body art. But in the process of describing his injury to the artist/camera, the guy said something rather startling, something I didn't quite expect, considering his young age and his lack of legs and the violence with which they were taken from him, even though it's a refrain we've all heard a million times before.

In sum, he said, You know what? Despite the horror of it, despite the brutal war, it turns out getting my legs blown off was probably the best thing to ever happen to me. It made me appreciate life in a new way, discover new abilities, experience a new vitality.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bds; morfordite; sanfranciscovalues
Morfordite Alert

You have been Warned!
1 posted on 06/13/2008 7:53:49 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

Bush: Darkworker!


2 posted on 06/13/2008 7:54:24 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: pogo101
Bush: Darkworker!

LOL!! And liberals think WE see things in black and white.

3 posted on 06/13/2008 7:57:38 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: SmithL
So thank you, George, for exemplifying and embodying everything that's wrong with the neocon agenda, for serving as the final death knell of the failed conservative movement...

Poor Morford; he truly believes that Bush is the be-all, end-all of the conservative movement. I'm afraid he'd poop out his own guts if he realized that most of us are even farther to the right...

4 posted on 06/13/2008 8:00:50 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Kill them with kindness, then taser them for fun.)
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To: SmithL
We have been hobbled and traumatized and numbed, our once indestructible ego ripped away, had our entire moral and ethical infrastructure blasted out from under us in the most bloody and irresponsible and ignoble way possible.

Speak for yourself, scumbag.

5 posted on 06/13/2008 8:01:00 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: SmithL

This veteran is worth 10,000 Morfordites....nah, more like a million.


6 posted on 06/13/2008 8:01:44 AM PDT by Right Cal Gal (Abraham Lincoln would have let Berkeley leave the Union without a fight)
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To: SmithL

Why is this sick deviant allowed to contribute to the CO2 burden of the world. Give him a little boy and send him to an isolated island so as to restrict his spread of infectious diseases.


7 posted on 06/13/2008 8:06:54 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot ((Hallmarks of Liberalism: Ingratitude and Envy))
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To: Right Cal Gal

The first paragraph reads like an Acid Trip. He gets paid to write this? Memo to Morford: Hunter S. Thompson was trying to be funny.


8 posted on 06/13/2008 8:07:30 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: SmithL
"And the primary explosive that did it? A deadly and useless war"

A useless war? 25 million people out from decades of brutal oppression and building a democratic society is useless?

And a safer world to live in!

1) During the Bush Administration Libya gives up its nuclear weapons program.

2) During the Bush Administration the black market from Pakistan led by A.Q.Kahn for nuclear weapons technology is broken up.

3) During the Bush Administration North Korea begins dismantling their plutonium enrichment reactors.

4) During the Bush Administration Israel and the U.S.A. destroy Syria's nuclear weapons enrichment reactors.

5) During the Bush Administration, Saddam Hussein who said quite clearly while in jail awaiting his trial that he would have had the U.N. sanctions broken and be in full production of WMDs within a year. That would be the years 2004 - 2005 approximately that Saddam would have been re-armed with WMDs. It now goes without saying the obvious that Saddam will not be getting nuclear weapons anytime soon. Nor will he be directly funding and training the terror group 'Islamic Jihad' which is al-Qaeda and whom blew up two U.S. embassies. (see the recent: Iraqi Perspectives Project).

6) During the Bush Administration the U.S.A. has nuclear weapon ambitious Iran pinned in on both sides from Afghanistan and Iraq which is pure strategic genius.

Under Clinton the countries Pakistan and India successfully test nuclear weapons and North Korea begins plutonium enrichment.

Morford, your boyfriend left you on the alter and he isn't coming back... get over it!


9 posted on 06/13/2008 8:20:30 AM PDT by avacado
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To: econjack

” Because America has, figuratively speaking, had its legs blown off at the knee. We have been hobbled and traumatized and numbed, our once indestructible ego ripped away, had our entire moral and ethical infrastructure blasted out from under us in the most bloody and irresponsible and ignoble way possible.”

Talk about a hissy fit.

I think he’s trying to say things haven’t been going well.

If McCainiac wins in Nov, Mofordites are going be be suicidal.

Af, finally a reason to send in a contribution.


10 posted on 06/13/2008 8:22:40 AM PDT by y6162
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To: SmithL

A culture is as ill as it supports its Morfords.


11 posted on 06/13/2008 8:32:35 AM PDT by Erasmus (I invited Benoit Mandelbrot to the Shoreline Grill, but he never quite made it.)
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To: SmithL
unabashedly macho but still adorably funky

Morford is so...San Francisco.

12 posted on 06/13/2008 8:38:25 AM PDT by T. Buzzard Trueblood ("a wee bit silly." -Lord Trimble on Hillary Clinton's claim of foreign policy "experience".)
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To: Right Cal Gal

A million times zero is still zero.


13 posted on 06/13/2008 9:12:18 AM PDT by kenth (Just think, .000001783% of the population is screwing it all up for the rest of us.)
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To: T. Buzzard Trueblood

What a Putz. He makes no sense and is a bad writer to boot.


14 posted on 06/13/2008 9:31:31 AM PDT by Shady (The Fairness Doctrine is ANYTHING but fair!!!!)
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