Canned Bacon Guarantees Full Heart Failure in 24 Hours

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[mnehring]

Remember the canned cheeseburgers? Now you can make yours even more yummylicious with canned 100% US bacon, cooked and ready to eat. Actually, forget the burger: make your own bacon sandwich using two additional layers of bacon instead of bread. Each can contains all the vitamins and minerals you need to keep a healthy life while pretending to work in front of the computer, and you can even use the remaining fat to polish iPhones and assorted gadgets.

Each can comes with 40 to 50 slices of lipids and protein, produced using three pounds of raw bacon plus:

• water
• salt
• sugar
• smoke flavoring
• sodium phosphates
• sodium erythorbate
• sodium nitrite

That's all the stuff any human flesh-eating zombie needs. $110 will buy you a full package of 12 cans of tasty cholesterol, heart bypasses not included.

[neb52]

YES! Yyyyyeeeeessss! that was awesome! Chicken Fried Bacon with a side of Country Gravy! Damn! Side note: Bob Phillips is looking old. The only thing good about watching the evening news was his show.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Discuss: does Barack Obama eat pork products. Talk amongst yourselves.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Can anything fail to be better than tofu?

Roach scat, perhaps?

[CSM]

That place looks awesome!

[gto]

I found canned bacon at Ready Depot ( www.readydepot.com ) . They also carry canned butter , canned hamburger , canned meats , canned cheese , canned berries , etc... WHo doesnt like bacon?

http://www.readydepot.com/servlet/the-202/Canned-Bacon-Long-Term/Detail

[RichInOC]

I kind of figured that was too obvious a combination for me (or even you, nully) to be the first one to come up with it, even before I saw the video. But yeah, I don’t know that it gets any better than that.

[null and void]

But yeah, I don’t know that it gets any better than that.

Actually, it does.

Just add this:

[gto]

I just found on another blog a company called Ready Depot . They carry stuff like canned Bacon (I love this stuff) Canned Butter , Mountain House Freezed Dried food and a lot of other great stuff.

[url]www.readydepot.com[/url]

When you check out, you have to enter your information, you need to enter the promotion code [B]”getready”.[/B]

I ordered a couple cases of the canned bacon canned cheese and canned butter. With the discount they had the best prices I could find.

http://www.readydepot.com/servlet/the-202/Canned-Bacon-Long-Term/Detail
http://www.readydepot.com/servlet/the-13/Red-Feather-Canned-Cheese/Detail
http://www.readydepot.com/servlet/the-11/Red-Feather-Canned-Cheese/Detail

Buy the way you can order a half case of canned bacon at this site if you just want to try it.