World's biggest boob ban

The Sun ^ | 6/4/08 | VINCE SOODIN

[lormand]

A CONTROVERSIAL boob op which gave model Maxi Mounds world record breaking breasts has been banned - over safety fears.

Busty Maxi hit the record books after having the surgery which encouraged her breasts to GROW bigger.

The porn actress grabbed the title for the largest artificial boobs in the world in 2005, when they grew to a staggering 36MMM.

But now safety concerns have led the operation called polyproplyene string technique to be banned.

So Maxi’s globes look like they will be the undisputed world’s breast for a while.

[Mr. Silverback]

Reminds me of a guy who just has to have the LOUDEST motorcycle, or the BIGGEST SUV. Shrek said it best: “Do ya think he’s compensating for something?”

Perhaps it's the same thing you're compensating for when you spout Kerryesque derision for American fighting men because they don't fit your "idea of a patriotic American Veteran."

Perhaps it's whatever you're compensating for when you agree with a guy who exults in the death of his fellow Americans just because of the mode of transport and dress they choose. (For lurkers, note that the original pile of manure was deleted, but it is quoted in post 20 of a thread about a guy who is apparently whipitgood's other new hero, Garrison "I'm so much more patriotic than you" Keillor.)

BTW, FYI...I don't ride, and my SUV isn't one of the big ones. If I didn't need the extra room for my kids and camping equipment, I'd likely go back to driving a small pickup. Before I became a family man my vehicle of choice was a Dodge Ram 50. But I also realize that loud pipes on a vet's bike are like jet noise...the ungrateful may whine and sneer, but it remains the sound of freedom no matter what comes out of their pitiful pieholes.

So, let's review: I side with the guys who put their bodies on the line in war for this nation, and now put their bodies and bikes between grieving families and the Phelps horror show. You side with a guy who feels the world is a better place when one of these guys dies. And then, you imply that because I side with them, you can tell what size my penis is. Yeah sure...you're a real American hero, sparky.

Just go back to your own chosen mode of transport and dress...

...and don't bother us with your wimpish misery.

Dismissed.

[SC DOC]

I know this is a request born of ignorance, but can SOMEONE please explain to me what that unit of measure represents? Does it refer to some sort of artillery specification or something?

36 is 36"chest circumference. The MMM is cup size. A is smallest, B is bigger.......etc.

Don't know how many Herms that would be.

[N. Theknow]

Amazing.

She can actually stand up.

[dhot]

[DannyTN]

"I wonder if she can deduct this on her taxes as an investment in a business asset."

Seems more like a retirement chest.

[DannyTN]

"I wonder if she can deduct this on her taxes as an investment in a business asset."

Seems more like a retirement chest.

[Froufrou]

Little Women ping a ling!

[Mr. Silverback]

Good grief...how in the world does anyone find that sexy? It’s not a pair of breasts aanymore, it’s a sideshow exhibit.

[Utah Binger]

As usual, my mind is wandering, imagining.

LOL

[BJClinton]

[Andonius_99]

How does she paint her toenails?

easy - she just puts her legs behind her ears and...oh, never mind...

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Those pics posted are awful.... how can ANY woman walk around logging such beasts... er... breasts from her chest? Frankly, the more demure Charo is the biggest size I would suggest for women who want to enlarge their breasts...

CUCHI CUCHI!!! AY YI YI!!!

[JRios1968]

[Titan Magroyne]

“In all seriousness, lugging those puppies around has GOT to be a PITA.”

More like PITB(ack).

[Revolting cat!]

[OB1kNOb]

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin’ down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin’ do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They’re big and round,
They’re all around.
They’re big and round,
They’re all around.

[steve-b]

World's biggest boob ban

Which country declared Jimmy Carter persona non grata this time?

[timm22]

Good grief...how in the world does anyone find that sexy? It’s not a pair of breasts aanymore, it’s a sideshow exhibit.

I have no idea. I suspect most of her audience/fans watch merely for the spectacle and novelty of her freakishly large chest, and not so much to become aroused.

Then again, I once read about a phenomenon that zoologists had discovered in birds and other species. It might explain this woman. The zoologists were studying some species (I believe it was birds) and a particular trait considered attractive by the birds (I think it was something like bright wings). Just to see how far they could push the effect of this attraction, the zoologists created a bird replica with that particular trait grossly exaggerated (glowing neon green wings, for example).

Despite the replica bird being artificial and the trait exaggerated well beyond whatever could occur in nature, the zoologists found that the replica bird was swarmed with randy potential mates. Maybe some humans are wired the same way.

[latina4dubya]

Which country declared Jimmy Carter persona non grata this time?

hahahahaha!

[lilycicero]

Did you order a big glass of milk at lunch?