[Jemian]

1,000-acre estate in the south of France. The joint is apparently called Chateau Miraval, located in a tiny village called Brignol in the Var. The property allegedly has 35 bedrooms, swimming pool, billiards room, indoor pool, gyms, sauna and jacuzzi and a huge banquet hall, E! reports. The castle is very intimate, with a driveway three miles long

No, it isn't.

[over3Owithabrain]

The castle is very intimate, with a driveway three miles long

To paraphrase an old joke:

Brad/Angie: "It takes all day to drive through our property"
Over3Owithabrain: "I have a car like that too"