18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have

MSN ^ | May 20, 2008 | Steve Calechman

[Lx]

Well, I’ve got a p38 on my key ring, what can I say it works.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

Add:

Fake Tan Cremes.

Thong underwear.

[andy58-in-nh]

Thanks. In my haste to post, I did neglect to mention Goodfellas, which is in my own personal library for the obvious reason that it is the greatest gangster movie ever made. I exclude the "Godfather" movies from that genre because they are not merely mobster movies but fictional historical dramas, and works of artistic genius besides.

In an unguarded moment or two, and perhaps with the assistance of ethanol-based libation, I might tell you of my personal experiences with real characters who drifted through my life back when I lived in New York. They were rather well "connected", if you get my drift.

You also mentioned Tombstone which I've only seen once. Pretty good flick as well. I was considering The Quick and the Dead, starring Sharon Stone, but only because I thought she was hotter than a magnesium flare.

[Keith Brown]

No doubt!

[Keith Brown]

“What “H” mo wrote this?”

“That’s what I was thinking. I thought that whole metro-sexual bs died out. This guy needs to put down the eyelash curler and invest in a pair of balls.”

Reminds me of Bernie Mac’s comedy routine.......

“Stop that crying boy and do some push ups or something..!”

[Grizzled Bear]

I prefer to quote 'Yellowbeard'! I really have to be careful when and where I do, though!

"I may be blind, but I got ahcute 'earing!"

[Blood of Tyrants]

1. Sexual relations with anyone under 18.
2. A written list of their sexual conquests. If you can’t remember them, they weren’t worth remembering.
3. A web site dedicated to a crush you have on an teenage celebrity.
4. A Barry Manilow album
5. Any album by any singer younger than 25.
6. A Michael Jackson album after he turned white.

[piytar]

“No, it doesn’t. It just makes you a sissy with a gun.”

Do you regularly carry? Have you ever had to defend your home against druged-out scum? If not, then watch who you are calling a sissy, you keyboard jockey.

It may make me LOOK like a sissy, but if you answer in the negative to both of the above questions, then YOU are the sissy (puke, wimp, keyboard warrior, etc.) who doesn’t understand the concept of surprise in a true life or death situation. That is unless you have served, in which case all is forgiven.

[piytar]

Hmm, after checking out your posts, I see that you did serve. All forgiven. Sill, “sissy with a gun” is a typical libtard statement, so no apologies for my response, either.

[Redcloak]

A Grown Man Should Never Have...

Less than 1000 rounds of ammunition on hand.

[Doohickey]

Relax. I was kidding in the spirit of this being sort of a funny thread. I don't think you're a sissy because you carry a gun. Well, maybe because you carry a 9mm. In a man-bag. Just kidding!

[airborne]

"I may be blind, but I got ahcute 'earing!"

My favorite - "Never trust a woman or a government!"

Well, one of my favorites. Some I can't really post here, now can I? ;^)

[wordsofearnest]

“exfoliate” is that sumptin like defoliate?

[codercpc]

Please tell me that is not the Presidential Seal on his socks

I am sorry, there is just something wrong with that (and I Love President Bush), but the next thing you know it will be his boxer shorts. TOO MUCH!!!!!

[codercpc]

Please tell me that is not the presidential seal on his SOCKS!!

I love President Bush, but that is going to far. The next thing you know I will find out it is on his boxers. That is just TOO MUCH!

[CAluvdubya]

Crocs should never be worn by a man at any time.

Crocs should never be worn by anyone!

[Melas]

Two things: 1, no real man would ever own a gas grill. It defeats the purpose of grilling.

2, Plenty of real men out there who aren't redneck enough to wear a ball cap. I personally wear leather do-rags when it's cold, and cotton when it's not. But I realize that it's as much a biker thing as ball caps are a redneck thing.

[andy58-in-nh]

Well, okay, I'm a redneck then, albeit one with a graduate degree. As for the gas vs. charcoal issue, this definitely seems to be a Southern vs Northern thing. Don't get me wrong: I prefer charcoal. But when it's -10ºF with a -40ºF windchill, do you really want to wait 45 minutes for your cooking surface to be ready (and at the average temps around here, that's optimistic), or have a nice hot surface ready in under 10 minutes with some great wood chip flavor added? In the summer, it's a no-brainer: charcoal rules. But for the other 9 months a year, propane, used intelligently, does a real nice job.

[StilettoRaksha]

Avoid floral print shirts and shorts at all costs.