Jessica Alba marries long-time boyfriend

reuters ^ | Tue May 20, 2008 6:03pm EDT

[driftdiver]

‘But, I have to say, Jessica Alba’s beauty is unequaled”

Unequaled? There are hundreds, no thousands of woman as beautiful or more beautiful than her.

[Lizavetta]

That is so NOT what she looks like. This is what she looks like:

[Lizavetta]

Without the lights, makeup, airbrushing, etc.

[aristotleman]

Simplicity is even more attractive..

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Tanniker Smith]

Jessica Alba marries long-time boyfriend

Yup. Congratulate me.
Whoops! Gotta go. Jess is callin'.
She's just insatiable!

;-)

[MinuteGal]

The heavy-breathers go ga-ga over the photoshopped effigies of these pop movie starlets, although if the real face passed them by in Wal-Mart it wouldn't even rate a second glance. It's comical, LOL.

Leni

[RightOnline]

You are SOOOOOOO right.

[Perdogg]

I think the women who shop at Walmart are nice looking.

Especially those women who buy the Walmart lingerie off the shelf for half as much as those sexy TV models who wear that real nice stuff from Victoria Secret.

[xp38]

You must have listened to Red Neck Woman a few times or at least verse 3 :)

Well I ain’t never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can’t swig that sweet champagne
I’d rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I’ve got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don’t give a rip
I’ll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I’m a redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keepin’ it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria’s Secret
Well their stuff’s real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don’t need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I’m trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I’m just the girl next door

Hey I’m redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I’m redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol’ Bocephus song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah

[Perdogg]

I am glad some one got it!!!

[ilgipper]

still hot.

[rawhide]

Herpes? Say it isn’t true?

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

Gorgeous in that picture as well :)

[al_c]

Plus I think she is an Obama supporter.

Yep ... she's very far left. And foul-mouthed about it as well.

[riverdawg]

“... Jessica Alba’s beauty is unequaled.”

To each his own. I saw a couple of women this morning in the coffee shop who are much more attractive, ... IMO.

[aft_lizard]

http://laragmag.com/2007/08/09/la-rag-mag-exclusive-jessica-alba-got-herpes-from-derek-jeter

Yep, at least according to this site.