The 10 best beer names ever

tampabay.com ^ | May 16, 2008 | Joey Redner

[Arrowhead1952]

#1 name for beer:::

COLD

#1 name for beer:::

O. P. = Other peoples'

[PA Engineer]

Two of my favs:



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[dfwddr]

I was in a honky-tonk in Nashville with two beautiful women (my wife and her friend) several years ago, and the waitress came for our order. I asked her for a good beer, and she asked if I would like some Secks. The two girls started laughing, and demanded the waitress to give me some.

I had Secks all night.

[martin_fierro]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

My friend brews his own. He calls it “Ballsina Weiss.” LOL!

[Richard Kimball]

You remember the old joke: Coors Light is like making love on the beach.

[Richard Kimball]

You really had to be broke and thirsty to drink that stuff. I know. I was and I did.

[hunter112]

Flying Dog has a few great ones:

Flying Dog Doggie Style Classic Pale Ale
Flying Dog Horn Dog Barley Wine
Flying Dog In-Heat Wheat Hefeweizen

[P.O.E.]

I miss La Belle Strasbourgeoise (aka Fischer Beer). Used to be able to find in sold in wine bottles.

Oh, and can't forget the no-longer-PC:

[j_tull]

Great point. The only thing the domestic lager brewers are good for are cute ads. When AB’s tagline was, “Nothing beats a Bud,” my reply was, “I agree, I’ll have nothing, thanks.”

[allmendream]

Arrogant Bastard Ale: This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory- maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this.

[bannie]

I like the NAME of Dunkle Dinkleacker.

[GOP_Raider]

1. Wasatch Polygamy Porter

I've always been a fan of this one, and it's nice since I can usually find it on tap whenever I'm in Salt Lake.

[Straight Vermonter]

I remember those!

[bannie]

(You can buy it across the street--or over the street?)

[dk88]

Schlitz

Blitz

Blatz

Schlotts

Schmitt’s

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Wow- I remember Blatz. Cheap, but still got you buzzed. We used to joke that it got it’s name from the sounds the day after!

[dk88]

Right - these are the beer names that sound how they do coming out!

[Mark]

Those 5 names sound like a law firm.

[hunter112]

You think Crazy Horse is un-PC? Then you've never heard of this: