[Rurudyne]

Just something random.

[Rurudyne]

Since I mentions Global Warming a bit in this...

[the invisib1e hand]

yeah, I like this sort of stuff BUT, allow me to make a point:

this bozo has more written and said about him than probably all of congress put together...

I think he's already a defacto power, and I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't like it.

[Rurudyne]

More Monty Python inspiration...


Whoever wants to cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Ask away, I'm not frightened.

Frist, what is your name?

Senator Obama.

What is your quest?

I seek power.

How many States are there?

... Is that a trick question? An effort to disparage me?

No.

Are you some Republican hack?

No.

Are you implying that I'm some kind of an idiot who doesn't know how many states there are?!?

No, Sir! Not at all!

Then ask me another question.

Sigh ... if a train leaves Chicago traveling at 80 MPH and ...

[RichInOC]

“Barry Christ, Barry Christ,
“Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
“Barry Christ, Barry Christ,
“Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
“Barry O, Superstar,
“Do you think you’re what they say you are?
“Barry O, Superstar,
“Do you think you’re what they say you are?”

[Rurudyne]

With apologies tor Weird Al:

Riding in the bus down Pennsylvania Avenue
The seats are way too packed
There wasn't any room left for me to sit
But with some war protesters in the back

They were smelling like a locker room
There was peace signs all over the floor
We're crammed in here like sardines
And we still need to pick up more!

Lookout!!!

Another bunch under the bus!
That's another bunch under the bus!
Hey, he'll do you too,
And be another bunch under the bus!

[Rurudyne]

Obama Man

He's the real Obama man
Striving for his Obama land
Making all his Obama plans
for you and me

Hides his radical points of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like Che and Malcolm X?
Obama Man, please listen,
You don't know what you're dishin',
Obama Man, wants the world at his command.

He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Obama Man can you see me at all?

Obama Man, don't stutter,
Take your time, don't you mutter,
Say your peace till the MSM finally
lends you a hand.

Just hide that radical point of view,
Don't let'em know where you want to go to,
Isn't he a bit like Fidel and Chavez?
Obama Fans, please listen,
I'm scared he knows what he's dishin',
Obama Man, wants the world at his command.

He's the real Obama man
Striving for his Obama land
Making all his Obama plans
for you and me

[MinuteGal]

HE WANTS THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS

He wants the whole world in his hands
He wants the orfinks and widders in his hands
He want the blind and deaf homeless in his hands
He wants Loo-siana chocolate in his hands
He want the whole damn mess in his hands

He wants our guys in Ramallah in his hands
He wants the de-tain-ees in his hands
He wants the suicide bombers in his hands
He want all handguns in his hands
He wants the whole schmear in his hands

He wants the nukes in Iran in his hands
He wants the war in Iraq in his hands
He want AIDS in Africa in his hands
He wants jelly bismarks in his hands
He wants all creation in his hands

He wants big and teeny nations in his hands
He wants all our tax money in his hands
He wants carbon footprints in his hands
He wants you and me, brother, in his hands
He wants the whole world in his hands

Oh, fear the Word of Messiah

Leni