Listen boss - we have to eat stodgy food to soak up the beer. Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to get up for work in the morning .
Re these Oreo things , well theyre nice , and go well with golden syrup .
I rarely eat stodgy food my father does not like gravy so most of our food is fairly dry from what I have observed American food always seems to have some sort of gravy or sauce so I am not sure where this theory of stodgy comes from about our food.