HAHAHA! All I’m going to say is one word ... Marmite, K?
OK, ok. I forgot about the time I ordered a "taco" at a pub in Oxford. When I got my food, it was just "taco" meat (ground beef with tomato sauce and paprika) on a piece of lettuce. Obviously, the tortilla part of the taco didn't make the transit from the new world.
I kind of liked kippers and baked beans for breakfast, though.
I've never had the courage to try marmite. Apparently Brits and Aussies eat it like we eat peanut butter.