[RexBeach]

That’s funny. I thought global warming caused obesity.

After all, it causes everything else, doesn’t it?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Haven’t you heard? Globull warming DOES cause obesity! Here is my logic: Everyone knows that it takes more energy to stay warm in cold climates than in warm climates, right? Well, as it warms up, people burn fewer calories an thus become fatter.

Therefore, if you have a fat posterior, IT’S GEORGE BUSH’S FAULT!

[RipSawyer]

“That’s funny. I thought global warming caused obesity.

After all, it causes everything else, doesn’t it?”

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You didn’t do your homework! Yes global warming causes everything but everything causes global warming, it is a huge positive feedback loop which will destroy the world unless we put AlGore in charge of everything and do exactly as he instructs.