Environmental dissident: If you believe that our planet is a self-aware living organism with a superior god-like consciousness, why is it so hard to imagine that Mother Earth is intentionally producing greenhouse gases for its own obscure purposes, and your emission caps are getting in the way? See what you've done? Now Mother Earth had to erupt a f**king volcano to compensate for the drop in f**king cow farts.
1 posted on
05/15/2008 8:01:10 AM PDT by
laotzu
To: laotzu
The hell with cow farts, what about human farts?
Human farts are major causes for divorces, broken relationships, car wrecks and in some cases explosions.
For every human fart, the offender should be made to buy one spruce tree as a carbon offset.
:)
2 posted on
05/15/2008 8:05:19 AM PDT by
lormand
(Let's all be mavericks now)
To: laotzu
4 posted on
05/15/2008 8:17:13 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: laotzu
One trillion cow farts... About equal to the methane released at your local Hooters during Monday Night Football...
5 posted on
05/15/2008 8:24:10 AM PDT by
PugetSoundSoldier
(Indignation over the sting of truth is the defense of the indefensible)
To: laotzu
This is all coming back around to advancing the socialist agenda, isn’t it?
Socialist governments do not keep any oversight on industrial processes. Theefore, mankind produces more various greenhouse gas compounds, thus requiring the earth spirit Gaia to produce less to restore the balance, and reducing the need for volcanos to erupt in the first place.
6 posted on
05/15/2008 8:26:50 AM PDT by
alloysteel
(Is John McCain headed into the Perfect Storm? You bet he is.)
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7 posted on
05/15/2008 8:30:04 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
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To: laotzu
9 posted on
05/15/2008 8:34:49 AM PDT by
andy58-in-nh
(Peace Is Not The Question.)
To: laotzu
I wonder if the same poster who was whining about my use of the SOB phrase will come in here and whine about your use of the word "fart?"
;^)
10 posted on
05/15/2008 8:38:54 AM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(Who would McQueeg rather have mad at him: You or the liberals?)
To: laotzu
Chile’s Chaiten Volcano released a gigantic cloud of emissions composed of ash, steam, smoke, and various oddball gases whose estimated amount equals to one trillion cow farts, a UN-sponsored climate change study revealed....
Ah see?....the U.N. is good for something....counting cow farts!
To: laotzu
I assume that a “Cow Fart” is now a standard unit of volume. Does anyone have conversions units from “Cow Farts” to cubic inches (feet, meters, etc.?
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Probably gonna milk this topic for all it’s worth.
40 posted on
05/15/2008 10:45:40 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: laotzu
I do my part. When I pass a group of cows, I roll down the window and say “Stop farting!”
We will have to come up with a cow fart cap and trade program.
If Algore can come up with a scam, so can we.
Now, what will I wear to the Oscars?
41 posted on
05/15/2008 10:51:38 PM PDT by
exit82
(People get the government they deserve. And they are about to get it--in spades.)
To: laotzu
42 posted on
05/15/2008 11:19:20 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
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To: laotzu
How many “cow farts” are emitted on the TV program The View each day?
46 posted on
05/16/2008 12:41:34 PM PDT by
McGruff
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