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Volcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere
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| 5/14/08
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Posted on 05/15/2008 8:01:10 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: laotzu
I do my part. When I pass a group of cows, I roll down the window and say “Stop farting!”
We will have to come up with a cow fart cap and trade program.
If Algore can come up with a scam, so can we.
Now, what will I wear to the Oscars?
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posted on
05/15/2008 10:51:38 PM PDT
by
exit82
(People get the government they deserve. And they are about to get it--in spades.)
To: laotzu
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posted on
05/15/2008 11:19:20 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(This tagline has been banned or suspended.)
To: JustaDumbBlonde
very sorry about the cola thing! It's ok... the bourbon that was mixed in kept it from hurting! :-)
To: Grizzled Bear
"The two of you should get together and coauthor; "Broken Hearts and Breaking Farts.""Although I doubt it would become a popular "Coffee Table" book. Most people dislike farts on their Coffee Tables."
LOL
This is one of the reasons I frequent this forum. The wealth of wit here is immense.
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posted on
05/16/2008 12:02:02 PM PDT
by
lormand
(Let's all be mavericks now)
To: JustaDumbBlonde; hiredhand
Goats named Bob B. Cue PING
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posted on
05/16/2008 12:35:20 PM PDT
by
Knitebane
(Happily Microsoft free since 1999.)
To: laotzu
How many “cow farts” are emitted on the TV program The View each day?
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posted on
05/16/2008 12:41:34 PM PDT
by
McGruff
To: Knitebane
Annabelle and Buster will never be cooked, I can assure you of that! They are sweet pets that love to be brushed and have their bellies rubbed ... in fact, they are pretty darn demanding about it.
We were having a crawdad boil a couple of weeks ago and somebody in the gang said that the next get-together was going to be a cabrito feast and everyone turned to me with evil grins. But, they know I'm heavily armed. ;-)
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posted on
05/16/2008 12:46:44 PM PDT
by
JustaDumbBlonde
("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
To: McGruff
How many “cow farts” are emitted on the TV program The View each day? It depends....
Are we talking 'pre' or 'post' Rosie Odonnell?
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posted on
05/16/2008 4:15:28 PM PDT
by
laotzu
To: Knitebane
That's hillarious! A trillion cow farts?! HA! HA! HA!
OH yes! Bob B. Que! That's right! We've been chowing on them lately! To many males in the herd this year. :-)
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posted on
05/16/2008 5:31:07 PM PDT
by
hiredhand
(Check my "about" page. I'm the Prophet of Doom!)
To: lormand
There is not enough land mass on Earth to “sruce up” my personal contribution.
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posted on
05/19/2008 1:39:38 AM PDT
by
Ronin
(Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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