[Allegra]

I believe there is sunspot activity and some dark energy involved.

Have you ever noticed that socks do that disappearing thing more frequently when sunspot activity is high?

Cell phone transmissions getting wonky? Radio coming in kind of funny? Count the socks.

[CougarGA7]

A correlation could be made here. It is possible that sunspots are not sunspots at all, but are in fact the effect of socks disintegrating on the solar surface as well as in our own dryers here on Earth. This lead us to a couple of conclusions. First, the destruction of the sock causes a ripple in the space time continuum which allows the Lint (I feel it is appropriate to capitalize the word since they may in fact be a sentient life-form) to enter our universe. Second, there are dryers on the surface of the sun!! Both are very profound discoveries.