[Always Right]

However, the owner of Dixie, a dog Callie shared a kennel with, said her dog had undergone a “personality change,” Best said. But after three or four conversations that day, the owner maintained she had the right dog.)

This dog behaves, I am not giving him up.

[Salamander]

You could blindfold me and I could still tell you which dogs were mine, just by touching them.

[Lazamataz]

If you dropped off your owner at spring break, would you have difficulty picking him out when he returned?

I am His Majesty's Dog, at Pew. Pray tell me, sir, who's dog are you? -- Inscribed on a collar of a royal canine in 1815.

[freekitty]

Are these people stupid or what?

[MarineBrat]

"But sir, this dog don't hunt!"

[LongElegantLegs]

Aren’t black labs pretty much identical anyway? Does it really matter?

[skr]

There’s something to be said for all-American dogs (aka, mutts); there usually aren’t too exact look-a-likes at a canine hotel at the same time. An ear tattoo or microchip would’ve saved everyone a lot of trouble.

When we were on the Air Force’s export list, we had a dog who had to be quarantined for weeks. When we came to get her, she was so mad at us that she stayed curled up in the corner of her kennel and ignored us. Happily, she was a small dog and was easily retrieved and fussed over until she forgave us. Or at least pretended to.