[dforest]

Best entertainment would be a totally new candidate.

That would fire me up. Otherwise, I don’t care. Maybe McCain could get those McCain girls to show up.

[GSWarrior]

Roger Clemens could throw out the first protester.

[ElkGroveDan]

How about a lecture by Ben Stein on Milton Friedman’s economic theories. I know I’d be on my feet cheering and holding up a lighter.

[ElkGroveDan]

How about Dan Aykroyd and a handcuffed actor doing a Joe Friday skit from Dragnet:

Older hippie: “Hey man. That’s my chick!” (He has one arm of the 30-year-old looking runaway and Friday has the other arm.)

Friday: “The only chick you’re going to have is chicken soup in the LA County Jail, mister. You see this girl is a decent, family-loving, daughter of a hard-working father and loving mother who lost her way after scum like you gave her some LSD, acid, or whatever name you punks call it now days. Sure, she’s tripping, she’s loaded, she’s flying around the moon, she’s whacked out, she’s wasted, she’s zombied, she’s mamboed-bomboaded out of her mind thanks to you and your low-life, lazy, flag-burning, pot-smoking hippie scum friends but you can bet on this, commie-pinko, I’m going to be there every time you try and lure one of these kids with your pot and your LSD and your Volkswagen vans and paisley shirts! I’m going to be there and when I catch you I’m going to put you right back in the jail and then I’m going to be there when you get out and get back in your Volkswagen van and put on your puffy little shirt and paisley vest and then I’m going to be there when you stop for gasoline and waffles.”

[manic4organic]

Maren Morris

http://www.myspace.com/marenmorris

[El Gato]

Remember, the prospective nomimee was born in 1936. Let's see ...scribble..cipher..scribble... He would have turned 16 in 1952, and 18 in 1954. So even the Beach Boys are way beyond his time.

Maybe "Johnny Be Good", "Don't Be Cruel", "Why Don't You Do Right?", "Big Spender", "Fever", "Heartbreak Hotel", "All Shook Up", "Maybellene" "Charlie Brown", "Splish Splash", and other tunes of his era. Maybe some nice Sinatra or Dean Martin stuff?

Or one he'd surely like, "The Rebel-Johnny Yuma"?

And since he's a retired Squid, "Anchors Aweigh".

[windsorknot]

Liberal tossing.

[steveo]

Helen Thomas in a dunk tank. On a motorcycle with sharks.

[KevinB]

The best would be Billy Joe Shaver, bar none. He’s a tremendous singer/songwriter and is an unabashed Christian and patriot. My wife and I saw him in Vienna, VA last year on what happened to be September 11 and he brought tears to our eyes. He started with his song “Freedom’s Child” then went on to tell the crowd that he’s been to just about every country in the world and there’s nothing that comes close to the USA. Of course, a good conservative like Billy Joe might refuse an invitation with McCain as the nominee.

[NormsRevenge]

3 Dog Night

Grand Funk Railroad

The Lawrence Welk Orchestra does Polka Right DVD Collection

[TigersEye]

Milli Vanilli?

[Jay Redhawk]

Considering who they are about to nominate and what he will do to the country, I would suggest they hire the rock band known as the Butt hole Surfers.

[ovrtaxt]

Larry the Cable Guy.

[bill1952]

she can sing for me anytime