Since this is Merry Old England, perhaps they're not allowed to own a BB gun anymore?
Bracing for an onslaught of Poe jokes....
Since this is Merry Old England, perhaps they're not allowed to own a BB gun anymore?
Why would anybody protect a buch of crows?
Hint:
If “the authorities” aren’t close enough to see the ravens slaughter your animals, they aren’t close enough to see you slaughter the ravens!
Happy hunting!!!
We lived in Juneau, Alaska for many years where they are quite common - once watched a Pine Grosbeak being devoured one strip of meat at a time by a huge Raven. There wasn’t anything left, not even a feather. Another time a squadron of Ravens stole every egg planted at a local park for an Easter egg hunt before the kids got a chance to start.
Britons need to return to their basic, decent origins and kill whatever protected species they deem fit. To hell with the King. Poaching, smuggling and other righteous occupations of the truly oppressed are the moral ancestors to the shoot, shovel and shut-up movement of today.
Have the farmers not heard of “The Three S’s”?
Shoot...shovel...shutup...
I told a clueless city dweller at work yesterday that I killed a skunk that had been devouring our chickens’ eggs in the barn.
Too which whe replied: “Why did you do that? Aren’t skunks an endagered species?”
I, for once, was slack-jawed and speechless. You just can’t make this stuff up.
They make themselves sound so important.
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