[Bobarian]

Home Equity Line of Credit.

I don't find the ad all that edgy. I would have done something like this:

Sell the house.
Sell the car.
Sell the kids.
Sell the wife.
Keep the bike.

[dayglored]

> Sell the house.
Sell the car.
Sell the kids.
Sell the wife.
Keep the bike.

Hell, if you unload all of the first four, you can probably afford to trade up to a NEW bike!