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If the Clintons were Stranded... (Sunday Vanity)
May 4, 2008 | Irish Rose

Posted on 05/04/2008 10:56:35 AM PDT by Irish Rose

Here's a question to consider this Sunday afternoon. For the philosophers among you, it is a moral dilemma. For the smart-alecks among you, it is a fun question. For the philosophizing smart-alecks, it's a fun moral dilemma. Here you go:

If the Clintons were stranded on a desert island and only you knew about it, what would you do?


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To: paterfamilias

But no cork, right?


21 posted on 05/04/2008 11:39:10 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I've done here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me....)
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To: Irish Rose

SMART ALECK ANSWER:

Well, if I could only save one of them, I’d have a hard decision to make.

Do I go to the movies or take a nap?

REAL ANSWER:

Tell the Secret Service, who would take it from there. Doing otherwise would be immoral.


22 posted on 05/04/2008 11:39:31 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: rdl6989
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." -Ripley, Aliens
23 posted on 05/04/2008 11:52:20 AM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: mnehrling

Great answer!


24 posted on 05/04/2008 11:52:38 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Arrowhead1952

Anyone else seeing posts disappear & reappear to disappear again? When when I try to post seeing this a lot:

“The requested document does not exist on this server.”

Really strange


25 posted on 05/04/2008 12:05:09 PM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I've done here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me....)
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To: Irish Rose
"If the Clintons were stranded on a desert island and only you knew about it, what would you do?"

Simple: Send them a Hallmark and sign them up for health care and welfare.
26 posted on 05/04/2008 1:04:51 PM PDT by Fichori (FreeRepublic.com: Full speed ahead on the road to Wikipediaism.)
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To: Irish Rose
"what would you do?"

'bout what?

27 posted on 05/04/2008 1:11:41 PM PDT by fuzzthatwuz
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To: Irish Rose

I’d call the Navy and SWEAR that the island is the home of a terrorist training camp.


28 posted on 05/04/2008 1:15:13 PM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: Irish Rose
Provide them with one very sharp knife.

That way I have solved my moral dilemma and the Clintons can solve theirs.

29 posted on 05/04/2008 1:28:05 PM PDT by DakotaGator
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To: Irish Rose

I’d strand Huma with them and let them fight over her.


30 posted on 05/04/2008 1:30:55 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Carbon is the fifth most abundant element on the planet.)
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To: Irish Rose

Rent an airplane and drop a fully loaded Pallet of BeeHives on it. You know quickly they’d find their queen and he’d have to watch.


31 posted on 05/04/2008 1:31:39 PM PDT by Pagey (Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
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To: Sue Perkick

Anyone else seeing posts disappear & reappear to disappear again? When when I try to post seeing this a lot:

“The requested document does not exist on this server.”

Really strange


There appears to be some work being done on the servers which causes strange behavior.
32 posted on 05/04/2008 1:34:54 PM PDT by Fichori (FreeRepublic.com: Full speed ahead on the road to Wikipediaism.)
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To: Irish Rose
I was always under the impression they came from an island.
33 posted on 05/04/2008 1:37:03 PM PDT by Eye of Unk (The world WILL be cleaner, safer and more productive without Islam.)
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To: Irish Rose

Rent an airplane and drop a Full Pallet of BeeHives on it of course; can you imagine how fast they’d find their queen? LOL


34 posted on 05/04/2008 1:37:59 PM PDT by Pagey (Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
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To: Irish Rose
Who sez they need rescuing? They look content to me?


35 posted on 05/04/2008 2:05:18 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Irish Rose

I would submit to Wikipedia that Bill & Hill were king & Queen of their own private island and let Wiki’s clean-up goon squad claim no such island exists.

I would honestly feel morally corrupt to have any hand in keeping those two in our society.


36 posted on 05/04/2008 2:55:41 PM PDT by Old Flat Toad (Pima county- Home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
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To: Our man in washington; mnehrling
Well, if I could only save one of them, I’d have a hard decision to make.

Well, considering that Bill can no longer be President, then maybe that might help... Smart Aleck answer of course.

Yes, our conservative values indicate that we should consider ourselves obligated to give necessary aid to those in life and death situations, especially a fellow American. Even if we disagree with their politics.

Which makes post 5 especially witty.

37 posted on 05/04/2008 3:49:42 PM PDT by TotusTuus (Christos Voskrese!)
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To: Irish Rose

Airdrop Al Gore, Cindy Sheehan, Micheal Moore, et al. on the island, along with some basic supplies, and let them create their own little liberal paradise on the island. There will be no guns or weapons of any kind, no war, no armies, and with a sufficiently liberal teacher and doctor, everyone can have free education and free health care, they can eat their own organic food, etc., etc. Of course, this will only work if they don’t die of hypothermia because Gore is concerned about the carbon footprint of their campfire...


38 posted on 05/04/2008 4:33:40 PM PDT by Hyzenthlay (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: mnehrling
Report it to the most inept government agency that Hillary expects us to rely on.

As they used to say on Family Feud..."Good answer! Good answer!"

39 posted on 05/04/2008 8:59:04 PM PDT by Nea Wood (I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
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To: Irish Rose

Parachute-drop Gilligan onto the island.


40 posted on 05/04/2008 11:22:25 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (It takes a father to raise a child.)
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