SMART ALECK ANSWER:
Well, if I could only save one of them, I’d have a hard decision to make.
Do I go to the movies or take a nap?
REAL ANSWER:
Tell the Secret Service, who would take it from there. Doing otherwise would be immoral.
Well, considering that Bill can no longer be President, then maybe that might help... Smart Aleck answer of course.
Yes, our conservative values indicate that we should consider ourselves obligated to give necessary aid to those in life and death situations, especially a fellow American. Even if we disagree with their politics.
Which makes post 5 especially witty.