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If the Clintons were Stranded... (Sunday Vanity)
May 4, 2008
| Irish Rose
Posted on 05/04/2008 10:56:35 AM PDT by Irish Rose
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To: paterfamilias
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posted on
05/04/2008 11:39:10 AM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I've done here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me....)
To: Irish Rose
SMART ALECK ANSWER:
Well, if I could only save one of them, I’d have a hard decision to make.
Do I go to the movies or take a nap?
REAL ANSWER:
Tell the Secret Service, who would take it from there. Doing otherwise would be immoral.
To: rdl6989
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." -Ripley, Aliens
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posted on
05/04/2008 11:52:20 AM PDT
by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: mnehrling
To: Arrowhead1952
Anyone else seeing posts disappear & reappear to disappear again? When when I try to post seeing this a lot:
“The requested document does not exist on this server.”
Really strange
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posted on
05/04/2008 12:05:09 PM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I've done here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me....)
To: Irish Rose
"If the Clintons were stranded on a desert island and only you knew about it, what would you do?"
Simple: Send them a Hallmark and sign them up for health care and welfare.
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posted on
05/04/2008 1:04:51 PM PDT
by
Fichori
(FreeRepublic.com: Full speed ahead on the road to Wikipediaism.)
To: Irish Rose
"what would you do?"
'bout what?
To: Irish Rose
I’d call the Navy and SWEAR that the island is the home of a terrorist training camp.
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posted on
05/04/2008 1:15:13 PM PDT
by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: Irish Rose
Provide them with one very sharp knife.
That way I have solved my moral dilemma and the Clintons can solve theirs.
To: Irish Rose
I’d strand Huma with them and let them fight over her.
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posted on
05/04/2008 1:30:55 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Carbon is the fifth most abundant element on the planet.)
To: Irish Rose
Rent an airplane and drop a fully loaded Pallet of BeeHives on it. You know quickly they’d find their queen and he’d have to watch.
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posted on
05/04/2008 1:31:39 PM PDT
by
Pagey
(Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
To: Sue Perkick
Anyone else seeing posts disappear & reappear to disappear again? When when I try to post seeing this a lot:
“The requested document does not exist on this server.”
Really strange
There appears to be some work being done on the servers which causes strange behavior.
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posted on
05/04/2008 1:34:54 PM PDT
by
Fichori
(FreeRepublic.com: Full speed ahead on the road to Wikipediaism.)
To: Irish Rose
I was always under the impression they
came from an island.
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posted on
05/04/2008 1:37:03 PM PDT
by
Eye of Unk
(The world WILL be cleaner, safer and more productive without Islam.)
To: Irish Rose
Rent an airplane and drop a Full Pallet of BeeHives on it of course; can you imagine how fast they’d find their queen? LOL
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posted on
05/04/2008 1:37:59 PM PDT
by
Pagey
(Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
To: Irish Rose
Who sez they need rescuing? They look content to me?
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posted on
05/04/2008 2:05:18 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Irish Rose
I would submit to Wikipedia that Bill & Hill were king & Queen of their own private island and let Wiki’s clean-up goon squad claim no such island exists.
I would honestly feel morally corrupt to have any hand in keeping those two in our society.
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posted on
05/04/2008 2:55:41 PM PDT
by
Old Flat Toad
(Pima county- Home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
To: Our man in washington; mnehrling
Well, if I could only save one of them, I’d have a hard decision to make. Well, considering that Bill can no longer be President, then maybe that might help... Smart Aleck answer of course.
Yes, our conservative values indicate that we should consider ourselves obligated to give necessary aid to those in life and death situations, especially a fellow American. Even if we disagree with their politics.
Which makes post 5 especially witty.
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posted on
05/04/2008 3:49:42 PM PDT
by
TotusTuus
(Christos Voskrese!)
To: Irish Rose
Airdrop Al Gore, Cindy Sheehan, Micheal Moore, et al. on the island, along with some basic supplies, and let them create their own little liberal paradise on the island. There will be no guns or weapons of any kind, no war, no armies, and with a sufficiently liberal teacher and doctor, everyone can have free education and free health care, they can eat their own organic food, etc., etc. Of course, this will only work if they don’t die of hypothermia because Gore is concerned about the carbon footprint of their campfire...
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posted on
05/04/2008 4:33:40 PM PDT
by
Hyzenthlay
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: mnehrling
Report it to the most inept government agency that Hillary expects us to rely on.As they used to say on Family Feud..."Good answer! Good answer!"
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posted on
05/04/2008 8:59:04 PM PDT
by
Nea Wood
(I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
To: Irish Rose
Parachute-drop Gilligan onto the island.
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posted on
05/04/2008 11:22:25 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(It takes a father to raise a child.)
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