[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert

`nuf said

[caver]

Aren’t these tax rebate checks considered taxable income? We will have to report these rebates on our 2008 taxes.

[enough_idiocy]

He really is a terrible and deranged writer. Waste of 02.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

King of the run-on sentence!

Any Morford headline with "blow" in it make me very nervous, too.

[FreeAtlanta]

So, this goober wants more Democrats and Bush’s tax cuts to be allowed to end? This is going to keep us from being beat down? Liberalism is a mental disorder.

[Moose4]

I’m going to buy new computers with mine. Miss Morford, on the other hand, will probably blow its on amyl nitrate, sex toys, and gerbil food.

}:-)4

[Mr. K]

"It's more like this: You've been continuously mugged and beaten and robbed blind for the past seven years straight"

I wish liberals would make up their mind- are they FOR govt. taking away all our money to 'provide' us with things or against it?

[cardinal4]

I understand there is a powerful prescription for PMS these days, perhaps someone should clue Ms Morford in..

[envisio]

>>>>MORFORD: 10 ways to blow your tax rebate<<<<<<<

Hey, we should listen to him. If anyone is an expert on blowing, its Morf.

[anoldafvet]

Do someone actually pay this Clymer to write this crap? Was this originally written in crayon?

[hosepipe]

(( OR )) we could donate it to the federal, state or local government(s) as an extra TAX gift because we love the government so much.. LIKE GOOOD brain washed SOCIALISTS...

Since the various governments are sucking the life out of the economy as it is like a Fiscal Vampire.. why not offer OUR neck to them/it..

CAPITALISM creates wealth.... Socialism uses that wealth UP..
Democracy is the social disease that causes the symptom of socialism.. The word DEMOCRACY has become a HOLY in the America and the world generally.. But it is MOB RULE... Always has been always will be.. Rule by TRIBES of people.. with an elite.. ruleing class.. Tribal Lawm like SHARIA..
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Democracy is the road to socialism. -Karl Marx

Democracy is indispensable to socialism. The goal of socialism is communism. -V.I. Lenin

The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism .-Karl Marx

[apillar]

Going to buy a new hot water tank with part of my refund. The tank’s been going out for the last couple of weeks. I wonder if those Rinai tankless tanks that Rush is always advertising are worth it? Anybody have any experience with them?

[dashing doofus]

Cheer up Morph. Think of all the tweezing and manicures you can buy for yourself with the rebate. Maybe even have some leftover change for a piercing, to surprise your lover.

[Billthedrill]

You've been continuously mugged and beaten and robbed blind for the past seven years straight, and as you lay there on the cold, hard economic ground, bleeding and gasping and wondering what the hell happened to your vacation time and your health care plan and your mortgage payment, your attackers scoff and leer and toss a couple of bloodstained nickels on your pulverized face and mutter, here sucker, have some bus fare, and then they cackle and stomp away with all your loot and dignity and hope, back to the White House from whence they came.

Miss Morford appears to consider that income taxes started with Bush. Sorry, kiddo, it's been a lot longer than that and it helps pay for, say, AIDS research. Nudge, nudge.

That aside, this is a fascinating column if one reads between the lines a little (latex gloves recommended). Considering who Miss Morford is currently sneering at it would appear that he is - gasp! - growing old. That's right. "Them dang kids in their iPods and their Stoli and their GTA-IV. Why, in my day all we had was a quarter Ms Pac-man down at the bath-house!" I'm feelin' fer ya, Markie, but I just can't reach ya. Thank God.

Read it again and enjoy what's really going on here. Morford is sounding like your Uncle Fudd trying to do hip-hop. It's painful. It's embarrassing. It's fun.

[MarkL]

You've been continuously mugged and beaten and robbed blind for the past seven years straight,

That's funny... For a second I thought that he was talking about paying taxes, which is how I'm being "mugged and beaten and robbed blind."

I should have known better.

Mark