I’m going to take into account that it has been concludively proven that extended periods of residence in the UP can distort one’s vision, judgement and exacerbate the “beer goggle” effect.
You’re in the land of Southern Belles now. Stop and smell (and SEE) the roses.
That's freaking hilarious! I had to wipe tears from my eyes before writing back. I admit to growing up in an area where the women didn't bother getting all prettied up to go out and haul a load of firewood into the house. Here in NC, I can't get over how fixed up they get just to go to the grocery store. Big hair, makeup and clothes. I do appreciate it, but can still spot a decent one that hasn't gone through all the trouble even at the ripe age of 51.