[Soaring Feather]

[NicknamedBob]

Hey, wait! I got a poem.

Gorbasm II

If we could just export him,
All would be well with us.
Oh, why did he not keep moving,
Instead of getting off the bus?

“Who are these guys?” He wondered.
“Who is this jerk?” We said.
After he’d made a bust of seeing,
Some of our founding heads.

And then he became assertive,
With some help on how he should dress,
“Just look at how W cowers!
Big Al’s on his way to success!”

Alas, his fortunes were waning,
But he waxed eloquent as he warmed,
To a subject he loved once he heard it,
About how Mother Earth was mal-formed.

Yes the poor bedraggled planet,
Has seen much better days long before,
Until man, that strange interloper,
Against sweet Mother Nature made War!

As if we had just emerged from a jungle,
Sore winner in fang against claw,
Determined as h$ll to stay king of the hill,
While ignoring the prime Jungle Law,

In Nature, all is contentment,
No struggles or fighting like brats,
So the meek will then surely inherit,
Prime earth as the feces of cats.

Now, he knew that all of us wanted,
To leave the Earth better than found,
So he figured the best way to fix it,
Was if none of us were around.

No bloodshed or nasty violence,
He would do things with grace and with style,
By taxing us down to our very last breath,
The fixing would take a short while.

In the meantime the lad makes his money,
By selling permissions to sin.
There’s nothing so new in the concept,
But now what was out is so IN!

Recall the carboniferous era?
It’s coming around with a spite,
And the ghosts once so peacefully sleeping,
Have returned and are eager to fight!

Now surrender your flames and your killing,
Eat veggies just like Momma said,
And try to go easy on breathing,
Al will turn off the lights when you’re dead.

NicknamedBob . . . . . May 12, 2008

[tomkow6]

Good morning,

Ms Feather!

[tomkow6]

Good morning,

Fellow Lardites!!!

[tomkow6]

FINAL

Another nail-biter!

FIRST PLACE CUBS 12

D'Backs 3 

 

NEXT GAME: 

TONIGHT!

May 13  @ 7:05 AM CST
 Radio: WGN 720

  VS   
 

 

FINAL

Another nail-biter!

FIRST PLACE CUBS 12

D'Backs 3 

 

NEXT GAME: 

TONIGHT!

May 13  @ 7:05 AM CST
 Radio: WGN 720

  VS   
 

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

Some people are like Slinky's:

Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.