[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

Some people are like Slinky's:

Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

[Lady Jag]

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.  It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost.  While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “I challenged Larry to a duel.  And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”

“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”

“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”