The month of May was come, when every lusty heart beginneth
to blossom, and to bring forth fruit; for like as herbs and trees
bring forth fruit and flourish in May, in likewise every lusty heart
that is in any manner a lover, springeth and flourisheth in lusty deeds.
For it giveth unto all lovers courage, that lusty month of May.
- Sir Thomas Malory, Le Morte d'Arthur, 1485
To: Lady Jag; MEG33; tomkow6; HopeandGlory; Lost Dutchman; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; SevenofNine; ...
2 posted on
04/30/2008 11:47:37 PM PDT by
Soaring Feather
(I soar- 'cause I can...)
To: Soaring Feather
Good morning Ms. Feather, and to all the Lair.
I'm a re-tread!
7 posted on
05/01/2008 3:23:21 AM PDT by
tongue-tied
(Hey Taliban! Bite me, you will not win.)
To: Soaring Feather
Good morning,
Ms Feather!
8 posted on
05/01/2008 5:26:39 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
To: Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; SevenofNine; MEG33; WayzataJOHNN; StarCMC; ...
Good morning,
Fellow Lardites!!!
10 posted on
05/01/2008 5:27:53 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
To: Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; SevenofNine; MEG33; WayzataJOHNN; StarCMC; ...
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!"
"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!"
"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!"
"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?"
"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
11 posted on
05/01/2008 5:28:54 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
To: Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; SevenofNine; MEG33; WayzataJOHNN; StarCMC; ...
FINAL
FIRST PLACE CUBS!!!
A REAL Nail-biter!
CUBS 19
Brewers 5
NEXT GAME:
TODAY!
Me & my "rotten" kid will be there!
May 1 @ 1:20 PM CST
Radio: WGN 720
VS
12 posted on
05/01/2008 5:29:56 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
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